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What a day to have eyes
So glad I'm not the only one who thought that
To your partner, ok, I won't kinkshame, but who prefers a roasted chicken without skin?
Right, the seasoning all roasted in there is the best part.
Chicken skin is disgusting
Chicken meat good
I’m curious how you have it that you feel that way. Do you bake it, broil, steam? Do you cover? Uncover? How long for each? What bits do you have?
I mean breast skin is not great skin so if you like that cut I get your dislike but if you do legs and thighs, baked or fried or anything where it crisps and a lot of the fat cooks out, that’s not to your liking?
For me at least it's a texture thing. Even if you roast the skin to be crispy, it still has the sort of sliminess and stretchyness on the underside that's absolutely disgusting. To get rid of that it'd have to be totally charred to black but then it's not food anymore
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I wouldn't pay more than $9 for you.
Go get a whole roto-chicken for less at the grocery store! You can probably get a full mashed potatoes and bag of frozen peas and have 4 meals for only a few bucks more.
But the skin is the best part!
I love to debone you in the kitchen.
“My, you’re very juicy today”
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Boston Market isn't real.
it can't hurt you.
Chicken are real though
Chicken are birds. And you know what they say about birds. They're not real.
Jokes on them, the nearest Boston Market to me is in another state.
"Your skin is delicious fried or smoked"
“I’m going to spatchcock you so hard.”
I'm going to eat you on a bed of mashed potatoes and gravy, you succulent bird...
I love when it's spit-roasted.
I chuckle when I see an official account being left dumbfounded by an absurd reply.
Sorry you're dead but I was a little hungry and not in the mood for tofu
why don't you talk back?
I'll stuff you until you're full and then eat you
I really wish that guy from Boston Market hadn't fucked you before dinner.
I can't wait to serve you to my family
Or the slightly more graphical: my dad said you taste great
No.
I know my dad has done you better but I want to try too.
Thanksgiving Edition: I'm gonna spread your legs and stuff you full of onion, bread, sausage, and apples.
You're a loss leader
I prefer you featherless.
You're welcome.
"My friend is coming in tonight, you will be spitroasted in no time."
I miss Boston Market.
You look amazing, seeing you there it feels like I’ve been waiting all day just to see you in your naked splendour. And those gorgeous thighs, woof
wtf mates.
Oil me up I'm going in
Just realized that logo kinda looks like lips
With rice and curry
Boston Market ratioed by a cannibal smh
Can't wait to eat you covered in mayo on white bread.
Wtf, who talks with his food?
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