This seems like the first step in a multi step defence for when the contents of his computer are made known to the public. I mean, if the only thing stopping you from being fuckable to this guy is a beard.... YIKES!!!!!
this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2025
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What's the Arabic translation for "You can't have a Canadian Jordan Peterson, we have Jordan Peterson at home"?
ما في داعي لجوردان بيترسون الكندي، عندنا جوردان بيترسون في البيت
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[Chorus] Men with beards What are they hiding? Could I handle the truth If they chose me to confide in? Or would my dead body be found Down a railway siding? Where I'd been murdered by a man with a beard Murdered by a man with a beard
[Verse 1] You can't work out what they're thinking in their face Because they've got hair growing all over the place You can't tell what they're up to, maybe it's best not to know Perhaps they're full of hair up here, but they've got none down below? Do they put porno mags in the bushes in the woods? Do they interfere with kids – and make them say 'Thank you' afterwards? Do they hang around in parks, and wait 'til after dark Jump out of the bushes – and then fuck you for a lark?
[Chorus 2] Men with beards What are they concealing? That facial fuzz gives me An uneasy feeling Like they'll hide my dismembered corpse Up in the ceiling Where I've been butchered by a man with a beard Butchered by a man with a beard
[Verse 2] Shipman, Bin Laden, Stilgoe, Haystacks They were all hiding something, and that's an actual fact Whispering Bob Harris – why was his voice so soft? Had he murdered a prostitute up in his loft? Like Peter Sutcliffe: The Yorkshire Ripper He avoided the use of a razor or clipper They've all got a secret – could be anything But they're probably part of a pedophile ring
[Chorus 3] Men with beards What are they obscuring? They all seem so confident And so assuring But to some waste ground You, they'll be luring Where you'll be bludgeoned by a man with a beard Bludgeoned by a man with a beard
[Verse 3] A recent phenomenon, that I find weird Is the peculiar anomaly of the fashion beard In adverts, bearded men are considered normal and cool They're no longer just kerbcrawling outside the school But now I can't tell a rapist from some guy who is hip! Which one is Mick, from This is England – and which is Scroobius Pip?! Throw in a pair of sandals, and an ethnic hat And is he a Muslim extremist, or a Hoxton twat?!
[Chorus 4] Men with beards What are they secreting? Will they trick you into A clandestine meeting And then drug your drink Or the food you were eating? Until you wake up to find what you feared You're being rogered by a man with a beard Watch out for men with beards (He's behind you...)
Where the hell is that even from? I want to listen to this sick song.
This needs a follow up panel of Turkish dude and French dude making out and blushing.
Best I can do is lube up two buff men with olive oil and have them wrestle half-naked while other middle-aged men watch on the side.
Y'all making fun of this guy, but the fact is I've encountered several guys who turned out to be gay. And I don't have a beard.
Coincidence?
Guess he's never been turned on by a woman with facial hair. Fuckin pleb
Found the dwarf(the fantasy kind).
It's ok. We all got that was your fantasy before you said so. All good.
Indecent thoughts, I can live with that. Thank you.
Jake Paul is going through phase
I feel like he needs that to be the case...
Men without mustaches cause 'indecent thoughts' in other men because just look at those juicy face honkers.
Okay, but the man has a point. Cleaning semen hair is not trivial.
What about if you don't got a chin like homie in the picture??