"When you were a baby, Mommy was ripping out people's spines while breastfeeding you."
"...I can respect that."
"You'd better, honey."
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The husband was one of her victims in the tournament too, so everyone in the house should be wary of crossing her.
It looks like she was playing in these events all throughout her pregancy, including a win at 7 months.
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"I'm still recovering from a brutal c-section that almost resulted in a rupture (but went well because my surgeons are goated). Glad that I left the house and it gave us a small idea of how to gauge bringing our daughter to tournaments and travel. She was actually chill."
Feels like every "make me a sandwich" asshole [G]amer on earth just got humbled.
I know it's "just a local" but as someone with a history in (very technical & skill-based) competitive gaming during my youth: mad respect
When the baby is that small, it's the perfect time to do stuff like this. You have to be "on call" if they need you, but they spend 90% of the time sleeping. So just hold them or have them strapped to you and do your thing!
I got caught up on so many shows during the first few days when my daughter was still nocturnal, and I know my wife beat a few games she had on the back burner.
Same. I played FPS games and caught up on my streaming backlog while my first slept on me. I didn't imagine that I'd be able to do stuff like that.
I finished Netflix during night feeds for the first 6 months of my son's life.
You finished Netflix? Impressive.
Credit where credit's due, but it seems like great pains have been taken to hide the fact that this was a tournament of 4 players.
Looks like she also had a 1st place finish in this tournament, which had over triple the entrants (14), and she did it while 7 months pregnant—that's much more impressive, imo.
As someone who is sitting next to his newborn who he just brought home yesterday - the fact she did literally anything besides sleep is much more impressive
Edit: grammar. I'm so tired
Huge congrats! Hang in there - everything gets easier soon.
soon
Could you please be more specific? It's been 13 years. Maybe in another year?
Yes. Another year. Or another life. I keep mixing up these terms.
Next week for sure.
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That's kind of the total opposite of the typical "Florida man" scenario.
Because Florida Man is such a shambles Florida Woman must shine extra brightly
$28!?!
It was a 4-person tournament, what kind of prize pool do you think that's going to have? lol
Florida...uh...Florida's not doing so well
And that's with a $50 entering fee
So whoever put on the contest made ~~$50 * 4 = 200 - 28~~ $172‽
The player worked her way through a four-person bracket ...
So, she beat.. 2 people?
Still.. Noyce.
Queue the Finnish hymn.
Ended every match with a Babality.
Of course she won; she had a literal second set of hands to help her. It's the same reason that Goro is the best character in MK. I obviously never win when I play as Goro, but that's because everyone else is cheaters.
/s
She was just feeding the baby it wasn't cheating!
To what????
babality! Finish him!
There are florda women too? How progressive.
Very well, I am currently imagining it.
Of it was League of legends that baby would be done.
Thus proving that Mortal Kombat is an easy game made for babies.
These games always seem like random button mashing, ftw to me. Unfair advantage to be 2 player :P
damm
Kick fucking ass. Literally.
I feel like there is. "Your mama" joke in there somewhere
Well done!
Florida is trully not for the weak.
Goddamn I bet that baby is well-fed
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