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this post from my friend literally made me see red with how fucking common this shit is. fun fact: this is literally the same email I get from Brazilian companies, it’s directly translated from that.

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[–] mr_account@lemmy.world 68 points 2 months ago

The cherry on top is when you see the same company re-post the same job opening a few days later

[–] Mechaguana@programming.dev 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Honestly at least you are getting a response

[–] Tanoh@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I very much prefer the standard denied email than... *thumbleweed*

[–] jjagaimo@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I love getting the emails 1 year after I applied. I'm still getting emails from positions I applied to several years ago

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 months ago

Ah yes the old “the system can only run a job listing for 1 year so we’re reposting the (fake) role” runaround.

[–] mr_account@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

The worst I've personally had was from Nintendo 3.5 years after the fact

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm done with the bs game of looking for employment. I'm self employed now

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What do you do? How did you get started?

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I have a knack for repairing tech, so I put out advertisements - newspaper, store noticeboards, town hall - with an email and a promise to charge far less than out-of-warranty shops. I work locally and get quite a few folk who message me, from those who have simple problems but no tech-savvy family, to those who commission prebuilt PCs, or ask me to research and find quality products in the sea of trash because they just don't have hours or days to research for themselves.

The HMRC gets a Self Assessment tax return once every April, I claim rebates, and regularly help local stores with donations to fund, sell or recycle.

It's the best way I've found to work on my terms: with as little interference from governments as possible; not profiting from corporations or conglomerates hellbent on servitude, profit and extortion of the poor, neglecting employees or destroying environments*; and earning enough to afford breaks and occasionally give advice ehe

This is why I don't work with or use the Job Centre or its affililates, Meta, Amazon, or Google.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

May as well put these shapely feet to work somehow... sigh

[–] CluelessLemmyng@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Curious, how would you make it less annoying?

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

"You're hired! How is 500k with great benefits and loose schedules? Honestly just do whatever you want!"

[–] yyyesss@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i'm allowed to feel things without knowing the solution.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

OP's asking for solutions.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

No they aren't.

[–] yyyesss@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

curious, how would you answer if they were? with another question? because that's not offering a solution. top commenter here offered no solution.

[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Not requiring a job to be able to live since there's not enough to go around for everyone.

[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

More personalized, and throw an "unfortunately" in there so you can tell from first skim that you got passed on

[–] Unlearned9545@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I applied to a job I'm super qualified for, received that email from them, then got an email from them saying new job posting I should apply for, same job, reposted. Applied again. Happened again. Applied third time:have interview in an hour.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Bon chance!

[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Unlearned9545@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Got through the HR interview, on to the technical one soon! Thanks for asking!

[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Nice!!! I actually just submitted a technical takehome, so🤞they liked what Ruby I could remember.

Is your technical oral, live coding, or takehome? Feel free to PM me if you want someone to bounce ideas off of. I've had some experience in all of them.

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm hiring right now, and we can't get anywhere. We're just flooded with thousands of fake, ai generated candidates we can hardly sift through the noise.

[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What do you think would help differentiate a real candidate from slop noise? Calling, coming in person?

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Many can be weeded out by looking into it a bit. Many by following up and it's literally not a real person. The phone number they give for an interview is a voip number is a big hint we've found.

Some will have a real person show up to the interview, but it's not the person from the application.

Folks are using AI to just submit hundreds of different applications to each opening with generated personas and fielding any callback. Many of them seem to be in another countries.

The noise is so bad we're removing the post and switching to only personal recommendations or recruiter leads. It's wild right now. AI has ruined everything?

[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah AI has kinder of made everyones jobs shittier and a lot less fun

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 months ago

I am in this picture (bcc) and I don't like it.