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this post from my friend literally made me see red with how fucking common this shit is. fun fact: this is literally the same email I get from Brazilian companies, it’s directly translated from that.

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[–] CluelessLemmyng@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Curious, how would you make it less annoying?

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

"You're hired! How is 500k with great benefits and loose schedules? Honestly just do whatever you want!"

[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Not requiring a job to be able to live since there's not enough to go around for everyone.

[–] yyyesss@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i'm allowed to feel things without knowing the solution.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

No they aren't.

[–] yyyesss@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

curious, how would you answer if they were? with another question? because that's not offering a solution. top commenter here offered no solution.

[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

More personalized, and throw an "unfortunately" in there so you can tell from first skim that you got passed on