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[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 105 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The exclamation mark makes it perfect.

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 26 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 24 points 4 weeks ago

Please charge

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 98 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I got a solid five seconds of laughter out of this and am still fighting a little chuckle.

[–] notsure@fedia.io 23 points 4 weeks ago

...i haven't laughed out loud for awhile, but this post and comment did it...

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 49 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 44 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

This seems like it should be in a Mel Brooks movie.

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 18 points 4 weeks ago

It should be the title of a Mel Brooks musical.

[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

May the Shwartz be with you

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 28 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You get to charge your phone, Jews are involved somehow, what's not to like? Lachiem!

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 23 points 4 weeks ago

Extra Jews for your battery!

[–] markz@suppo.fi 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Just like iFunny, iSmart sounds like caveman speech

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

You mean my prosthetic ball that was designed in California by Apple?

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 points 3 weeks ago

Evething that's called i[thing] sound shit

[–] Electrical_Depth@lemmy.zip 25 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

This charger steals electricity

[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 4 weeks ago

That outlet was promised 3000 volts!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah it gets electricity for free from the outlet and sells it to the device.

[–] Electrical_Depth@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

And it has a monthly subscription system for wireless charging.

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 weeks ago

Graphic design is my passion.

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] markz@suppo.fi 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Unless the change was to rotate the logo 180 degrees

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

They capitalized the R

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Someone in a meeting:

I told you it's "+Juice!", not "+Jews!"!

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Ok but +juice! upside-down would be read as

ia(upside-down c)!nrt

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Ow, I heard choose so...

[–] rarsamx@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

When you have a charger owner and a charger and the only smart thing is the charger 🤣

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago

(It connects to the internet to tell the manufacturer exactly when you charge your phone)

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I had socks that said "LOOP!" and I'd call them "James Bond socks".

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nice. I sometimes talk into my shoe, not because I'm James Bond, because its an escape plan to get out of conversations.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Appropriately enough, Get Smart! had characters talking into shoes

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Glad the charger is Kosher.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

What is "+juice!"?