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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 68 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This pic is so old I actually knew there wasnt a letter in it

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It has even less pixels now too.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I think it probably has fewer.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Inflation. Pixels cost less back then.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah but our demands were lower, we could fill a whole screen with like 300x240 pixels and we were happy.

My first was monochrome, black and green. It was ghastly and I loved it.

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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

HA! I got you!
I didn't go back, I just believed you!

Take that stranger! can't fool me!

[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago

Team apathy! 🙌

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago

Jokes on you, I read the number and still went back to look for the letter.

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

there you go, another compression iteration

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This one has never worked for me, because if I see a long number without commas or periods I have to stop and figure out. I couldn't hope to read that number until I solved to puzzle of whether is started with "million" or "billion."

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, my first thought was it's a, um, yeah, 4.8T. Then I realised my autism ruined the joke.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 17 points 3 weeks ago

angry upvote

[–] db2@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

I read the number before it told me I didn't read it. I accept btc.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 13 points 3 weeks ago

I didn't go back and look. I committed to not looking at it when you started bitching at me about it.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 12 points 3 weeks ago

I skipped at it, but I didn’t go back to read it or reread it. Ha!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 10 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck you, I'm not predicatable, I'm reliable.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Now listen here you little shit

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

Why would I read the number? I saw the dollars and that it’s a lot, that’s enough context for me

[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I won the bet. Please send me the money at your earliest convenience.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I did a cursory glance at the groups to see that it was 428 rnillion, so I think that’s enough.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Why did you write rnillion and not million?

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

Because million would be incorrect.

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That I have to go through and count the digits before I know how to say the number aloud (4 billion...) seems like a flaw with how we write numbers.

[–] vateso5074@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Commas would have helped a bit, that way you could at least just count the commas or the more visible blocks they space out, instead of counting each set of 3 digits one digit at a time.

There are more pragmatic ways to write numbers, though, depending on the need for specificity. If the lower digits are insignificant, simply writing 4.81 billion is easy, or 4.81e9.

[–] ImWaitingForRetcons@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s predictable because that’s how our brains work- we need context to understand such large numbers, so until you have the context, you skip parsing it.

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[–] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

trick is on you, i read the entire four billion eight hundred fifteen million one hundred sixty two thousand three hundred forty two dollars. i expect that money wired to my account by the end of the year in USD currency.

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Screw you, dude. Im freakin pissed now!

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

FUCK YOU BUDDY!

i didnt say your wrong

Ive been played for a fool!

: P

[–] this@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Jokes on you, I was too lazy to go back and look.

[–] utopiah@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

This kind of posts typically hint at how manipulable we all are... and it's true, but what they omit is the cost.

Readying a random meme and getting "pwned" by it typically gets you a good laugh. Sharing your bank details over the phone does not. So... what this kind of stuff does rather show how rational most of us are, namely we don't mind getting played if we have fun doing it.

[–] Jason_Ph03nix@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Are hyperbole a joke to you?

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

Haha my ADD meant I just slipped to the last part of the image and knew i could stop reading to out of spite

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 4 points 3 weeks ago

Got me there

Here I assumed it was going to be a phone number

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

I'm feeling lucky, might buy a lottery ticket later.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

I read it the first time, didn't see a letter, then second guessed myself because it said there was a letter lmao

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Is it bad I didn’t go back to look for the letter and just believed OOP?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Like a letter in a number would be weird? Alge, bruh.

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