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[–] Chezus9247@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 11 points 1 month ago

Ayyyyy, alliteration, nice! Well, not nice. You know what I mean. Hopefully.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

You've got my bet

[–] LumiNocta@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 month ago
[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago

Depressed pesto. Depresto

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 20 points 1 month ago

autistic potato

bit on the gnose

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Later tater!

[–] Clmarcho@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] ItzzMe@midwest.social 13 points 1 month ago

executive dysfunction apple pie

[–] Stez827@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

Sadness enchilada

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

Distraction Cabbage.

That's honestly a dope ass-name for a horse IMO 😄

[–] db2@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Large penis anxiety your mom

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

Easily Distracted Beer

[–] JayJLeas@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Hypervigilance carbonara

[–] trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

Anxiety Chili

No no no

[–] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Anhedonic Sugar Cookie

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

Procrastination meatball

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nice try, NSA. You're never getting my dick pics

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[–] hraegsvelmir@ani.social 7 points 1 month ago

Gastrointestinal Distress Nuggets seems like an unfortunate name for a horse, but here I am.

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Big Sads Buffalo Chicken

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[–] Jtee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Forgetful... Uhh ..

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anti-social asshole yogurt

[–] 7isanoddnumber@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You really shouldn’t eat asshole yogurt, it’s not hygienic

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[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 6 points 1 month ago

Sadness spaghettios

Really if you think about it all SpaghettiOs are sadness SpaghettiOs but I'm just following the prompt.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Adhd burrito?

Lol, sounds like a recipe for some fun bathroom visits.

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[–] Vedlt@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] ViaGetty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

And it's Depression Dumpling rounding the final corner!

[–] bier@feddit.nl 6 points 1 month ago

Nothing burger

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

Verbal Tic Rice!

[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago

Spiraling Carbonara

[–] Mog_Spawn@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Anxiety Sandwich sounds like awful food or good music

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Anxious stroganoff

[–] minamoog@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

relationship difficulty brownies

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 5 points 1 month ago

If it is specifically the last thing I ate, then Depressive Double Decker.
If it's the last thing I consumed, it's either Depressive Monster, or Depressive Bad Apple.
All of these options are hilarious.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Inattentive Curry

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Autistic cracker

Describes my cartoon loving ass that is basically the opposite of my fursona, aesthetically.

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Manic banana!

[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Suicidal Thinking Popcorn

(shit, this sounds like a object show character)

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[–] gabe@literature.cafe 5 points 1 month ago

Hallucinating Blueberry

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