this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2025
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[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Type in poo to cancel it out

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Fool! There can be no poo without pee!

[–] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What's with the dim purple lighting? So ominous.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who says this is in a kitchen?

[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Who said anything about a kitchen?

[–] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You guys don't have black lights in your kitchens?

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Right? Otherwise, how do you know if you got all the pee cleaned up?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You guys only use stoves in a kitchen?

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] recycle_me_please@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Only in the kitchen

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The "tomatoes" gotta grow groceries so expensive!

[–] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Ah right, """tomatoes"""

[–] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This picture isn't very clear, but I saw this similar coffee machine:

(if you can't read it, the display says "poo")

[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 10 points 1 month ago

With this, the prophecy is fulfilled

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

Just drink some pee and it'll turn off. Glug glug here comes the pee pee train.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

It's giving you instructions on how to baste your turkey

[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Houseman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Hot pis pie like granny used to make.

[–] spizzat2@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

It wants to be let outside.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

It's Lemon party time!

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago

Not to be that guy, but having had to repair ovens with these GE control boards on and off, what that display is saying (as the oven is on) is "PRE" for pre-heating.

The updoot lover that created this image just photoshopped the E over the R. You can tell as the segments on both Es are exactly the same in brightness and intensity, which is highly improbable in simple digital electronics design used for these types of boards.

[–] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works -2 points 1 month ago

Why'd you have to remind me of that awful franchise?

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago

The pee drawer kid now has a pee oven

[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Theyre coming

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

I have this exact model. It's a marquee message. It's the start of Peek-a-boo-urns.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Physical Education Extreme

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

You stick your Johnson into the oven, start to piss on the racks then slam the door shut.