Type in poo to cancel it out
this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2025
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Fool! There can be no poo without pee!
What's with the dim purple lighting? So ominous.
Who says this is in a kitchen?
Who said anything about a kitchen?
You guys don't have black lights in your kitchens?
Right? Otherwise, how do you know if you got all the pee cleaned up?
You guys only use stoves in a kitchen?
You guys have a kitchen?
You guys pee?
Only in the kitchen
The "tomatoes" gotta grow groceries so expensive!
Ah right, """tomatoes"""
This picture isn't very clear, but I saw this similar coffee machine:
(if you can't read it, the display says "poo")
With this, the prophecy is fulfilled
Just drink some pee and it'll turn off. Glug glug here comes the pee pee train.
It's giving you instructions on how to baste your turkey
Mmm, baked pee
Hot pis pie like granny used to make.
It wants to be let outside.
It's Lemon party time!
The pee drawer kid now has a pee oven
Theyre coming
I have this exact model. It's a marquee message. It's the start of Peek-a-boo-urns.
You stick your Johnson into the oven, start to piss on the racks then slam the door shut.
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