Step up your parenting game: Study metallurgy.
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Helicopter parenting?
More like geostationary orbit parenting.
Nicely done, lol
A depleted uranium core with tungsten carbide cutter blades.
Why deplete the uranium? Go radioactive. Cobalt!
Warning on bay blade : spin and run
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I remember kids with meter long rip cords and giant knock offs and extra large metal disks that terrorised the playground back in the day lol. There were also kids with knock off metal disks with flints that spark when 2 bayblades hit each other so that was cool.
I remember one kid saying he was going to attach razor blades or sharpen the fins on his Beyblade. I also remember seeing him crying the nurse's office the next day with his hand bandaged.
And they say you learn nothing valuable in school. Smh my head.
Knew a guy who sharpened his fingernails before a fight. Realized his mistake when he hit someone with his fist and cut himself up. Poor planning .
Sharp the left hand nails and punch with the right hand
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Get discs of steel and ferrocerium. Even more sparks than flint!
I remember those fake beyblades that were completely made out of metal. Those things were dangerous. Never used my original beyblades against those death machines.
They had real all metal beyblades
Peak parenting
It's a ballsy move
You could say, balls of steel.
~Thank you. I’ll be here all week. Try the veal.~
Let it rip
Fuck yeah. You can tell that dad was both proud of his kid crushing other beyblades and also proud of his own engineering skills.
Its dad:
No kid, you got banned for cheating!
The duality of man -
Wholesome: dad gets involved with his kid's hobby and helps him win
Not wholesome: kid shows up to play with a rigged beyblade someone else made for him, in order to participate in a one-sided competition, predictably breaking the other kid's toy
As a kid, my friends also realized this. We started using glue guns to glue more weight disks on our beyblades. It turned into an arms race lmao. It didn't get super crazy since people didnt own that many beyblades but I do remember i had a beyblade with 3 weight disks.
Lol nice. I wonder if he used tungsten carbide blanks. Probably densest cheap metal if lead isn’t an option. Would need diamond cutting discs/bits to fit it tho.
Edit: probably for the best that I didn’t become a parent lol
But lead would be an option. Just don't lick it and it's fine.
Yeah you’re right. I’m too used to worst-possible-case being min req but you’re right.
for the best I didn't become a parent
What? Why? You sound like you'd solve all yo7r hypothetical kid's problems!
Haha exactly! That would’ve been my mistake. Helping them trounce other kids would’ve felt natural, much easier than helping them become a better person.
Its funny. I had never heard of Beyblades before last year. A kid/young man came it with his improved beyblades designs he had done in tinkercad. I helped him with how to 3d print them. Somewhere he still competes with them. He is twenty or so.
My young colleagues (early 20s, I'm in 40s) found some real cheap beyblades in nearby Lidl, set up an arena and started fighting at breaks. They asked if we could 3d print custom parts. I'm not that interested in participating but I'm very interested in engineering the shit out of them.
I need to find this man
Beyblade X is so good again
Now bring back Pogs.
Alf pogs?
When I was a kid, my parent found some cheap china beyblade kit box, it came with random stuff to make beyblade. One of the stuff was kinda heavy metal core and it had 4 small plastic bits sticking out, and they CUTS. I fucked up couple of my other beyblades before I notice the damages.
I read it in his voice.... I hate it. I enjoy merry but man his voice gets to me.
This makes me wonder if any of the cheaty things you were supposed to be able to do to conkers actually worked.
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