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[–] kartoffelsaft@programming.dev 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

Swinger parties are getting weirder

[–] TaterTot@piefed.social 30 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Ok, sure... it's definetly an abomination... but on the other hand...

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I can do all things through Weed, which hungers me. --1 Dabs 4:20

I mean... I wouldn't make this myself, but if somebody else brought this into the world, it'd be a shame to waste so much food, right?

[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Upset that I had the same reaction. This is a war crime and I’m Netanyahu.

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

Fairly sure my daughter would be all over these.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's ragebait stupid food, then there's stupid food that isn't half bad when you think about it. This is definitely the latter.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 4 points 1 month ago

Yep. Stoned me would be all over that.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Put some cheese and hot sauce on that and I'd totally smash.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Same. I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't just be like "wtf is this, fuck it, give me four"

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This is too far, but have y'all tried spaghetti sandwiches?

There used to be a garlic bread seasoning I would use on buttered bread with grated Parm and throw some saucy spaget right on there? Hallelujah.

Unfortunately the seasoning was discontinued and any others I've found are awful

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

garlic bread seasoning

I wonder what it was made of, garlic perhaps?

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Well okay yes. But it was better than just sprinkling some garlic powder down, lol. It had a bunch of spices in it.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And put them in a jaffle maker. You just unlocked a childhood memory. Baked bean jaffles are also great.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh shit, I used to have one of those. Everything goes in it. I can't remember what we called those in the US. Can't find them anymore. Probably won't be able to find much, soon.

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

Sandwich maker! We had one growing up and it was awesome.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I guess when you've survived and thrived on the continent where everything kills you, you deserve to put beans in a closed toastie and like it.

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

Leftover macaroni and cheese makes a mean grilled cheese sandwich filling, then you dip it in tomato soup.

[–] Psychogasm@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago
[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Mexican here. Get real tortillas and this gets my seal of approval.

[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

New Mexican here. Get some green chile on there and it'll be fine.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Like, you didn't use to be or are you a baby?

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[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

... papi? Nah, but in all seriousness my dad does this with Chinese food.

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

I'd hit it.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Yo a garlic flavored taco shell bread would be amazing ….

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

That episode where David Choe takes Anthony Bourdain Sizzler, takes the meatballs from the spaghetti buffet, and throws them into a taco shell with quac and sour cream. RIP.

[–] Kaiserschmarrn@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago
[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I would be so down to try this.

For an amazing variation, visit these guys

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I will keep this in mind the next time Americans complain about British food.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

A little iceberg lettuce, some diced tomato, chili spice, shredded cheese, and sour cream, you got yourself a balanced breakfast, if you add some Froot Loops and chocolate milk.

[–] Brewchin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Genuinely amazed one (in particular) of my university housemates didn't come up with this abomination.

He'd be devastated to see this... 😅

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I see no problem with this

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Ofc the Macaroni guy like it

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[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

cross post this to foodporn

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Okay, I'm all for weird food combos, but this goes too far for even me. Makes me feel a little sick to my stomach.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This one's not bad. I'd just dump out the spaghetti and eat it by itself.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure id go full degen and use the taco shell as a spaghetti funnel

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thin, cylindrical unleavened dough, served on a hard corn based, edible plate.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Doused with savory fruit paste

[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

So at Universal Halloween Horror Nights they have Freddy Fazbear's spaghetti pizza.

Now spaghetti pizza you could argue is not quite as bad as a spaghetti taco, but I really thought spaghetti pizza was an abomination.

That. Shit. Was. Straight. Fire.

The spaghetti pizza was so good that I'm sad now that I genuinely don't know of I am ever going to have that specific meal again...maybe I can order a cheese pizza and make some spaghetti and meatballs and slap it on top? I just don't think it will be the same.

Anywho...I would definitely try those spaghetti tacos.

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