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Did you watch that dirty movie which had Morgan Freeman quotes from The Shankshaw Redemtion overdubbed as well?!
Aaaahhhhhhh. Sssssssssss. Aaaahhhhhhhh. Sssssssssss. Aaaaahhhhhhhh.
Censoring.
Most other things I dislike can be removed via clipping or cropping
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Glad you asked.
I really don't like the trend of pushing the ladies' hair out of her face when she's giving a blowjob.
It just screams "this is directed and we are following the standard set before us."
The best sex is authentic, even if it's being recorded.
Also, tattoos and fake tits. Blech.
fucking hell you can tell this person has never had sex, who the hell wants to have hair in their mouth when giving a blowjob?
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Having human beings and being live action.
I initially read this as "halving human beings" and was like, wtf bro?!?
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shouldn't there be an nsfw tag on this?
you don't know where they work
Fun fact:
Back during the dotcom boom I met a guy in San Francisco who worked fixing bugs in Netscape's rendering engine.
He said ~80% of the problem reports were from porn sites complaining that their page didn't work properly in NS but worked fine in IE.
So yeah he spent all day on porn sites, making them better for the rest of us.
True hero.
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Cocks. I don't like to see them.
Anything that plays at being gross. Like ass eating. Talking about family members. Like this girl really doesn't want to mess with her father or her brother, but Game of Thrones was huge so everyone wants to play into it. Kills the mood instantly. Just not into it. Even if it's two chicks, if they're pretending to be sisters or mother/daughter, it just kills it. Most people aren't into that for real, but "I wouldn't want to bang my sister but I want to watch you bang yours... to me it's the same.
Anything that plays at it being an ad. Teasing. Reference to commercial sites. "Only Fans." Back in the day, we kind of had a renaissance. Anyone with a camera could upload. Yeah occasionally you got teenagers doing dumb shit and if you suspected it, you didn't look at that. But a lot of college age couples were just having fun, fooling around, good times. A lot of those videos aren't in anything close to HD though, but are still worth watching from time to time.
I think porn is probably best watched without volume, anyway. Ass eating doesn't bother me like it once did. About the time I tried it and it wasn't gross, the scenes stopped bothering me. But there's not really anything you can do to an ass that I wouldn't rather watch being done to a pussy. It's just not fetishistic to me. I just do it for my wife every now and then because I like variety and it's another way to please a woman.
Hell I'd rather eat an ass than fuck it because the surface can be all clean but I'm scared of going deep and finding out I'm not alone in there.
Anyway, sorry, you probably don't appreciate this reply, but you motivated it and it would be weird to just announce all that out of the blue.
All the stupid “step-sis/bro” crap. I don’t need some disgusting back story just get busy.
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Male moans, it's why when I do watch porn I watch it muted, don't have this issue with doujins and fics.
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moaning, degradation, eye contact
Reading through this thread, I realize if everyone one here got there way porn would not exist at all, lol.
I really don't mind much to the point of not wanting it to exist. The stuff I wouldn't want to see i just don't watch that type of porn.
I guess if I had to pick one thing, it would be most professional mainstream porn where fake tits are the norm and, for some reason, they always were the worst over the top outfits. It definitely has gotten better since, say, the 90s, but it still exists. Gimme no makeup, natural, and her wearing everyday normal clothes any day.
The guy getting his ass eaten or the guy playing with his own nipples. (Yes this is straight porn I'm referring too.)
Instead of playing with his own nipples he should play patty cake with the guy jerking off
- Any kind of anal anything (beyond the mere presence or non-focal visibility of an anus)
- Mirror-selfies where there is an Apple logo visible on the phone
- Duck-face
straights,
Like seriously, im not Here for sexism...
I mostly dislike professional porn except on the odd occasion. In amateur porn, my biggest gripe is people who clearly did not check the angle or distance of the camera before recording, so 90% of the video is the dude's thigh moving back and forth.
Even the under-the-balls angle is better. At least I like the balls sometimes.
High Definition video Is the single worst thing to happen to porn. I need a little bit of mystery, who actually wants video fidelity so high you can see every skin tag and ingrown hair?