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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
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[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 63 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Does that make me homochromatic?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 58 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yep, your rainbow flag should be in the mail. Unfortunately, all the stripes are the same color.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Hioooooooooo

[–] kubica@fedia.io 10 points 2 years ago
[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The sheer amount of people that have never heard this word, don't know what I just said or think I'm talking sexual when I tell them my husky has heterochromia instead of 'two colored eyes' is off the charts.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

my husky has heterochromia

Damn, I hope s/he gets better soon.

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Isn’t there something the Christians can do? Conversion therapy or something?

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Thoughts and prayers! It’s God’s plan.

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My dog has "sectoral heterochromia", which is 2 different colors in the same eye. Dog tax proof:

[–] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

your dog is 3brown1blue. does he do a youtube channel on physics?

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

you made me think for a moment i was on reddit 🤮

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

I'm deeply sorry.

[–] MacStache@programming.dev 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't use chromia, switch to firefoxia!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I use Internet Exploria.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Fun fact, David Bowie had a very cool-looking and rare form of heterochromia:

Comparatively boring fact: I have a much more common and less cool form of heterochromia, hazel eyes:

Conclusion: David Bowie and I are nonidentical

[–] rooster_butt@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

David Bowie didn't have heterochromia. He had a permanently dilated pupil due to an injury.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He might have had heterochromia due to an injury rather than congenially, but heterochromia is what irises of more than one color is called regardless of the reason. It's not a specific condition.

Hence hazel eyes and having one blue and one brown eye both being heterochromia.

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

That joke sounds really homochrobic

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago

Love my homophobic dog

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Then there's central heterochromia:

central heterochromia

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Those with heterochromia are no homo. Chromia.

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

Reposting from Reddit is gross

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Downvotes for reddit dribble, but now that the cost of photography has gone down, I am in favor of more pictures explaining what things aren't. Like when you look up aardvark on Wikipedia, sure it could start with a picture of an aardvark, but why not also include at least a short list of things that definitely aren't Aardvarks?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)