this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2025
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[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 53 points 1 year ago (4 children)

$100 says this meme won’t get more than 50 upvotes

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Meh there’s only 2 outcomes i always win my 50:50s

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I wanted to try stock trading. I literally just had to pick whether it was going to go up or down (to get a positive return) and I picked the ones that looked like they were already going up. I somehow managed to get a negative return anyway after six months.

The moral of the story is don’t trust me with money.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

If they were already going up, it was too late. Just buy index funds and don’t try and pick winners.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

most people than gamble won't win, but only the winners get interviewed

This right here. There's no survival bias like financial survival bias!

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel exactly like that vote in squid game

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago

Revenge of the down vote.

I love this community.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Where Lambo?

[–] Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 9 points 1 year ago

Found the successful person.

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It should clarify that he's gambling with other people's money.

[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what idiot would gamble with their own money

Go to any casino...

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 44 points 1 year ago

Hey, don't forget about nepotism. I've seen far to many less experienced and less capable people get promoted just because they "Knew the right people".

[–] Fergie434@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

I think someone’s trying to tell me something.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8c725559-983b-4186-871d-ad88303e92bb.png

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lemmings was the best computer game of all time. Fight me.

Especially if you were heartless!

[–] omniman@anarchist.nexus 1 points 1 year ago