dufkm

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, the Facebook algorithm has noticed that I stop scrolling when I see big ole tiddies, so my feed has been very... suggestive lately. Not that I'm complaining.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

no negative change in my post-laundry output

What a beautiful phrase, I'm totally gonna nick the term post-laundry output

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's a shame that, when Norwegians changed their counting system, the suggestion of using "to-ti" didn't catch on for 20. It would be analogous to saying "twoty" in English.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

For always fitting in your pocket without being obtrusive, a Victorinox Minichamp Alox with a pocket clip.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

always

Even in July 1914? Interesting take.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago

❤️ StVZO-compliant illumination ❤️

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Same, and they might even have properly adjusted headlights, but as soon as they tilt up (e.g. due to a speed bump), the flashing lights make it look like they are sending me a light signal. Usually takes a few seconds until I realise they just hit a speed bump.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

In a horrible accent though, at least use an actor that speaks the language or is able to mimic it well enough for a few lines.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Occupational Lung Disease? Onerous Life Disorder?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Maybe she didn't want to though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

What a beautiful and eloquent comment.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I knew it was a mistake to shave today.

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