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[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

It will always be Burma to me.

[–] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)
[–] normanwall@lemmy.world 87 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I read from someone claiming to be in nursing that it's likely just bruising because he's old and has had a cannula/IV so its pretty common. Unfortunately he has great access to health care but he's a fucking moron who eats mostly fast food so here's hoping

[–] Quokka@quokk.au 57 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Knowing our luck all the preservatives he's eating from the fast food will make him immortal.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

We should place him next to Liz Truss’s cabbage and see which withers first

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Honestly, we shit on him for what he eats, but he's almost 80 and still going, so i dont think it's working very well. He already had an entire life that was longer than most people, sadly.

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Turns out it was money the whole time!

[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] ratel@mander.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

I knew exactly what this link was before clicking on it.

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Lmao nailed it!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

it's working on me. i had a group of "friends" running a betting pool on when i would die that stopped being my friends when i outlived all their bets and asked to collect.

granted it was pie and not fast food, but hey still here.

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Coca-Cola and McDonald's is just his schtick. He doesn't eat that.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

he eats kfc like a real dick tater

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Being close to this all the time: yeah that's what it looks like to me too.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well besides healthcare there is also a small bit of reduced stress. He probably praises himself internally.

"I never had to stress about paying my bills or working manual labor jobs my entire life so I physically age slower than 99% of the population and my back stays unhurt until age of 60."

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I doubt he’ll have the grace to do it with any speed, but this and the talk about getting into heaven and Vance being ready to take over sure are suggestive.

[–] TipRing@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

Typically, the VP doesn't publicly talk about taking over for the President unless the possibility is significant, but this administration lacks anything approaching message discipline so who knows.

[–] tomiant@programming.dev 15 points 2 months ago

Motherfucker is starting to ooze out the evil through his skin

[–] Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if he is on blood thinners?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

His platelets just hate him

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago

He has the Marvolo ring now? Motherfucker is going to resurrect Regan with the stone.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cirrhosis. The orange finally makes sense

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

The bigliest liver failure: no alcohol needed.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

He gets darker and blacker, and darker and blacker.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

He's got Reverse Vitiligo. Just like 'ol Uncle Ruckuss.

[–] ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Deport him!

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Seriously though, what condition causes this?

[–] if_only@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's just an iv bruise. Could be anything.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I got one kind of like that from just a botched blood draw for a physical. Not older or anything and only happened once (and it hurt for a few days), but hasn't since. It was higher up but I know people that do those from their hands.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

The infestation is beginning to leak.

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago

Thin skin bruises easily.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 2 months ago

That's what happens when you're soul has decayed so far past dead that the necrotic void that has replaced it has expanded to the point of physiological manifestation. Once the saturation hits 100% he'll collapse into a micro-singularity and near instantaneously evaporate. The resulting radiation burst will be enough to give 1st degree burns to anyone standing within 10 meters.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

he played that alligator tooth game and lost

[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Looks like a green nurse tried to find a vein

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

If you squint your eyes, it looks like Epstein's face

[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 1 points 2 months ago

He could be a member of the White Glove Society.

[–] eelectricshock@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Probably from bashing his hands after talking to Putin

[–] tibsta@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

You meaning jerkin off?

[–] SparrowHawk@feddit.it 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ok peeps who do you think gave him the Black Spot? Elon?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

the only people with the balls to squeeze back in his handshake game are Putain, Musk, Whitmer, Newsom, Mills, maybe a third of the european leadership, Modi, Xi, KJU, any competent phlebotomist could give him different instructions or cath sizing to prevent bruising and i "wonder why" they don't (or maybe he just ignores the instructions because he's SO SMRT), you know what, i'm starting to think pretty much everyone is starting to squeeze back hard and he's hurting his hand.

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Trudeau looks like he is actively holding back his instincts to push Trump over with all his strength. Also why does Trudeau look like a young Bruce Campbell in this picture.