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[–] C8r9VwDUTeY3ZufQRYvq@sopuli.xyz 45 points 3 months ago
[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

It’s been a long time since roombas worked like this.

Nowadays they are highly systematic, mapping out the entire room and start vacuuming the most optimal route for max coverage

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

So you're saying roombas are more efficient than my adhd brain..

I'm not mad at it.

[–] 93maddie94@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The model we have (that’s only a few years old) works like this. My favorite is when it’s trying to get back to the dock, it’ll just move aimlessly until it accidentally reaches the vicinity of it and can make it home. A lot of times it runs out of battery. Or gets stuck somewhere (in the same spots because I can’t tell it to avoid problem areas).

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The new roborocks are great. Truly, one of my best purchases

[–] Morganica@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Just got one myself, even the basic models are much more intelligent than my old roomba. Can’t wait until robot vacuums consistently stop running over cords (a few models do that pretty well, but none under the $1000 range).

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Brand name ones still work like this pretty much, they're pretty bad

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Ouff. Yeah I’ve had a roborock for a long time

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My little roomba buddy does a pretty good job, and he gets me to clean up my random junk and cables that tend to collect on my floor so he can reach all the spots I want him to clean.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

For me this is the real benefit of robot vacuums. I don't want to sweep twice a day so I keep the floor clear for my robot. We have a deal, I keep shit from accumulating on the floor and it provides a cleanliness level somewhere between sweeping and vacuuming.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Morganica@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Having cats will do that to you.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Morganica@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That is the creepiest term for children I have ever heard.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I had two toddlers, not twins, at the same time learning to feed themselves so I at least had to do the kitchen twice, if not 3 times, a day or there would just be food everywhere. I could have hand fed them I guess but it's easier to clean than feed and self-feeding is a good skill as early as possible I feel. The kitchen was mostly open to 2/3 of the house so doing that room meant I might as well do the rest. Big kitchen, small living space set up.

[–] sicarius@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah this is how I clean the house 80%.
The other 20% is me not cleaning the house and playing with the stuff I find.

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago

Yep me too!

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

The books in my house will never be dusted because I know I won't get past the first shelf without opening one and sitting down until it's read.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My cleaning process is basically this

https://youtu.be/5W4NFcamRhM

Once my battery runs out the light bulb may not be changed but that carburetor is fuckin sparkling. Then the next day I go back in reverse order and finish all the things that led to other things. Mostly.

[–] bier@feddit.nl 2 points 3 months ago

This was exactly what came to my mind too. I don't even have ADHD (that I know of) but I'm very much like that clip.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Routine is key. Another I do which I find helps me, when there’s a mess, I put it all in a pile and sort it from there.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

True, but also routine is absolutely meaningless to a lot of us, can't develop it.

[–] Morganica@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

Our chautine! ... is a way of life we had given no consent to.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The only routine is that we can't keep one

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

Normal folk really can't comprehend this.
(I guess it is hard to imagine, but don't call me a liar.)

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago

It's the most peaceful (yet stressful) cleaning I manage on most days I even clean.

[–] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I've noticed huge improvements since I started to just sweep the floors daily.

Now, from time to time, when I feel more energetic, I do one extra random thing while I'm sweeping the floors, sometimes is for making the sweeping easier by taking out some of the clutter because I want to reach that particular corner, some other times is dusting a shelf that I've been seeing every day and today seems easy for some reason.

Let's be clear, the house is still a mess, but at least now it feels nice instead of depressing.

[–] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

Yet another post making me wonder if I have ADHD.

[–] shadowwwind@beehaw.org 1 points 2 months ago

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