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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 77 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I mean aside of the variable name, this is not entirely unreasonable.

[–] shape_warrior_t@programming.dev 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I would certainly rather see this than {isAdmin: bool; isLoggedIn: bool}. With boolean | null, at least illegal states are unrepresentable... even if the legal states are represented in an... interesting way.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Admin false LoggedIn false doesn't feel illegal to me, more redundant if anything

[–] shape_warrior_t@programming.dev 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I was thinking of the three legal states as:

  • not logged in (null or {isAdmin: false, isLoggedIn: false})
  • logged in as non-admin (false or {isAdmin: false, isLoggedIn: true})
  • logged in as admin (true or {isAdmin: true, isLoggedIn: true})

which leaves {isAdmin: true, isLoggedIn: false} as an invalid, nonsensical state. (How would you know the user's an admin if they're not logged in?) Of course, in a different context, all four states could potentially be distinctly meaningful.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

ah you are right! i am so dumb.

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[–] Drewmeister@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

E: omg forget my whole comment. I agree with you that the name sucks.


I mostly don't like that role is typically an intuitive name, and now suddenly it means something I wouldn't expect. Why add confusion to your code? I don't always remember what I meant week to week, much less if someone else wrote it.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

If I had a nickel for every time that happened to me, I’d still be poor, but at least I’d have several nickels. 😁

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 months ago

The variable name is 90% why this is so unreasonable. Code is for humans to read, so names matter.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Product manager: "I want a new role for users that can only do x,y,z"

Developer: "uh.. yeah. About that... Give me a few days."

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 months ago

Hmmm I need a datatype with three states... Should I use a named enum? No, no that's too obvious...

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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 55 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Ah, the ol' tristate boolean switcheroo

[–] kionay@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

tristate as in three states or tristate as in five states?

[–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Is that a quantum boolean?

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That is the jankiest thing I have seen in at least ten years.

Edit: because of course it's office.

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Yup. Checked, unchecked, and not checked.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i would say why would you just not to isAdmin = true but i also worked with someone who did just this so i'll instead just sigh.

also the real crime is the use of javascript tbh

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's TypeScript. I can tell by the pixels defining a type above.

[–] Maiq@lemy.lol 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Was looking at it and could not figure out why their weren't any semicolon's.

[–] ScintillatingStruthio@programming.dev 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Neither Javascript nor Typescript require semicolon, it is entirely a stylistic choice except in very rare circumstances that do not come up in normal code.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Explanation for nerdsThe reason is the JS compiler removes whitespace and introduces semicolons only "where necessary".

So writing

function myFn() {
  return true;
}

Is not the same as

function myFn() {
  return 
    true;
}

Because the compiler will see that and make it:

function myFn() { return; true; }

You big ol' nerd. Tee-hee.

[–] exu@feditown.com 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Maiq@lemy.lol 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That's good to know. Don't know how I didn't know this. Been writing JS since 2000. Always just used them I guess. Ecmascripts look funny to me without them

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Same here. My brain interprets them as one long run-on sentence and throws a parsing error.

[–] ScintillatingStruthio@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Fair enough, I like it better without but I don't have a strong preference and have no issue adapting to whatever the style of the repo is.

I learned about it researching tools to automatically enforce formatting style and came across StandardJS, which eliminates them by default.

[–] Maiq@lemy.lol 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can see the benefit of matching style when working with others. I only code for myself and never had to worry about conformity for project consistency.

It is good to learn new things.

I'm sure I have some coding habitats that would annoy others.

Consistent styling helps make the actual meaningful changes easier to spot. Probably also useful for your own commit history when working solo in a repo, but most useful in a team, yeah!

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is pretty clearly just rage bait. Nothing is actually setting the value so it's undef. Moreover there isn't any context here to suggest if the state definitions are determined by some weird api or are actually just made up

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Troof

I mean facts. Facts is what the kids say. Facts.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] obinice@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

We don't use fax machines any more grandad! It's all twoggles now! Twoggle me a nurp!

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago
[–] livingcoder@programming.dev 12 points 3 months ago

I see this every sprint.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sadly this is (or used to be) valid in PHP and it made for some debugging “fun”.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

There are several small details that PHP won't allow, but It's valid Javascript and it's the kind of thing you may find on that language.

[–] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What if role is FILE_NOT_FOUND?!

[–] foxglove@lazysoci.al 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

if it's 'FILE_NOT_FOUND' then the string will be read as truthy and you will get 'User is admin' logged.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 29 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Ackshually three equal signs check for type as well. So mere truthiness is not enough. It has to be exactly true.

Also, everyone knows FILE_NOT_FOUND isn't a string but a boolean value.

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[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

What the fuck

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

role is never instantiated, so the... privileged....logs.... will never be called

Edit: Actually no logs at all, I read the null as undefined on first skim

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And what if it's undefined?

[–] tfm@europe.pub 9 points 3 months ago

root access

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

You could make it even dumber by using weak comparisons.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Same as ?

std::optional<bool> role;

if (role.value())
{ std::cerr ("User is admin");}
else if (!role.value())
{ std::cerr ("User is not admin");}
else if (!role.has_value())
{ std::cerr ("User is not logged in");}

Here has_value() should have been checked first, but the JS seems kinda fine.
Which is it?

[–] shape_warrior_t@programming.dev 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

a === b returns true if a and b have the same type and are considered equal, and false otherwise. If a is null and b is a boolean, it will simply return false.

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