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This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
You can easily tell them apart by cutting them with a knife: The false brown cap will show a stronger blue discoloration under ultraviolet light if the soil contains manganese at >20% bioavailable water content, and the temperature didn't drop below 12 degrees Celsius in the past month.
stronger
That's good, I don't want to bleed out my ass and deserve it.
If you do all the tests and still die bleeding out your ass, they might update the test and rename it after you.
Spore prints can be useful for identification too
Don't munch on a hunch
I remember going on a nature walk in Middle School, and our primary stoner/everyone's future dealer (we'll call him Nate because that was his name) picked and ate a random mushroom for the lols. I remember spending the entirety of that walk worrying about Nate's next couple of days. But as you likely pieced together, he was fine, and lived to become everyone's future dealer.
EDIT: For anyone wondering, it was one of those small, skinny, kind of spindly looking mushrooms. Almost like psilocybin but with a flatter cap.
Don't be a shitty.
Yep. Years ago I interviewed someone for a radio program here in the Netherlands. This was a forest ranger, on the topic of people foraging for mushrooms. It was the hip thing to do at the time.
He explained how wildly dangerous it is for average people to do. Especially when looking up things online.
He showed me two images that looked basically identical. He explained to me that one mushroom was edible and delicious. And that it could be found in the forests in the United States. The other, identical looking mushroom can be found in European forests. That one liquifies your internal organs and causes you to shit yourself to an agonising death.
He explained that each year a handful of people die from eating it. Because they looked up a guide online, and failed to understand that there’s regional differences between edible and deadly mushrooms. And by the time they got medical attention, there was nothing that could be done.
I’m not a fan of mushrooms anyway, but I’d certainly never be dumb enough to go pick some myself. That shit’ll get you killed.
In France you can take them to a pharmacy and they will be able to determine the mushrooms for you
The local pharmacist in my parent's village died from accidentally eating poisonous mushrooms ☹️
Should've done the French Pharmacists' education instead :p
I will never understand impulsive people who just DO things, with little thought or worry of consequences.
my conclusion is that they're a feature of our evolution that helps the species identify dangerous things, either they eat a mushroom and explode and the rest of the tribe can go "holy fuck don't eat that mushroom" or they go alone on a run through the forest and get mauled by a tiger and the rest of the tribe goes "holy fuck a tiger time to leg it in the opposite direction while it's busy eating Fred"
I just buy them in a growkit, that way they are fun an enjoyable
A shitty what!?!?
Cropper of memes
We don't know. The original author died from eating a false brown cap before he could finish his guide 😞