"Vent."
Asshole. You mean asshole.
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"Vent."
Asshole. You mean asshole.
Cloaca!
Bungholio!
Also known as a clacker!
As in, Kick 'em in the clacker!
Vent just refers to the general end of the butt. It's the cloacal aperture that's the all purpose asshole/penis/vagina. It's really an all-in-one orifice, quite a time saver.
You will always remember this as the day you almost digested Regimbartia Attenuata.
Regimbartia attenuata. Common name "Bronze Beetle" because it pretty much always takes turd place.
Reverse Lemiwinks
Hypothetical? Is there another route front to back they could take?
Straight through?
He vented, looking sus
Vore beetle!
We do what we must because we can .