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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Word War Z.

Have it actually be a mocumentary with interviews. Once people start talking switch to the scene. It is a collection of short stories. Would be fun.

Or make it a mini series.

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Virtually every single bad adaptation can be directly traced back to studio interference.

Movies like LoTR only happened because the studios thought it would be a colossal flop, and so left the directors and producers alone.

If you want great movies, the studios need to leave the producers and directors the hell alone.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Counterpoint: Game of Thrones. The studio would have been happy to give them a few more seasons to develop a better ending. It's the creators who gave up and phoned in the ending we got.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

George RR Martin is the creator of game of thrones, not the show runners.

Oh wait, the original example was lotr, which also was based on books lol. Nevermind me, carry on.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Writing is the only thing that matters. I point to "Everything Everywhere All at Once" and "Amsterdam". The latter of which had 4x the budget.

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I quite enjoyed amsterdam. It's not better than everything everywhere but it's still a good film

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 2 years ago

Well to be fair I had way too much weed beforehand but like. Ehhhhh. It felt like a circlejerk for random famous people. Also Taylor Swift cannot act.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You mean take actual risks?????

No, none of that for my profit margin

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Movies are being made to mitigate risk. Take a polar thing and just do that again, that'll suck people in right???

God forbid they do something new and interesting with the material, that can't possibly work.

The only time I can think of where a remake ended up working out was with the recent planet of the apes movies. Where, you know, they took the premise and did something new and interesting with it. But even THEN, there was a completely different remake that failed to innovate outside of the last few minutes and those were confusing are best.

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

This is how we've ended up with 17 different attempts at the fucking Fantastic Four. Each one is shit, and EVERY director thinks that they've got the chops to make it work.

Hollywood...please....fucking stop. It doesn't get better. It's a cursed movie. Stop fucking trying to get the Fantastic Four to work. Just....put the poor thing out of its misery and let it sleep peacefully.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd go one further. Do longer run remakes for good source material that ended up with a bad movie.

Golden Compass Movie = bad

His Dark Materials limited series = fantastic

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do longer run remakes for good source material that ended up with a bad movie.

I immediately thought The Hobbit for some reason.

God that trilogy was so painful.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I immediately thought The Hobbit for some reason.

God that trilogy was so painful.

That doesn't count. There was a bunch of stuff in those movie that never happened in the source material.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think remaking it with less.

I even watched the fan edit, and it was still too much.

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Which one? I'm a fan of the cardinal cut, but that still ends up being over three and half hour long.

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

I'd like that

The dark tower

eragon

the hobbit

fantastic 4

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 years ago

Ghost in the Shell was an unnecessary remake of a fantastic original animation that was improved by the series that followed it. There was never a need for a live action version.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Basically that's what they did with Ocean's 11. The original Frank Sinatra version was shit. But it was a good idea, a crew of super cool dudes get together to rob a casino.

They remade it and it was very successful.

The Thing has a similar origin.

But it's rare things like that happen because Hollywood execs usually need an existing property with good numbers to greenlight a movie.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I don't care what anyone says, the worldbuilding that was done for the 1990s Super Mario Bros. movie was awesome and if the movie had lived up to it, it would have been great.

Remember that when the movie was made, Mario was a plumber that jumped on mushrooms and turtles to save a princess and he had a brother named Luigi that did the same thing. That was pretty much the entire storyline they had to work with.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

They have. Dune would be one example.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

TV series too? Altered Carbon seasons 2 & 3 please!

[–] boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

This!

Wait there is even a series 3?

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Sorry, I meant books 2&3, merging them into a single, bad, season :(

[–] darko8472@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would love a proper remake of Eragon. That movie felt so rushed, like they just chopped the meat out of the story and gave us the bloody mush instead of the whole thing.

[–] Prof_Eibe@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They are doing a series right now.

[–] Kangy@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They are?? How did I not know about this?

[–] Prof_Eibe@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There were many news in summer that Disney is producing one for Disney+

[–] boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago
[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

Your aim: logic.

Their aim: capitalism.

:-(

[–] trslim@pawb.social 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Event Horizon but I feel that it would be a lot more in your face horror if they made it today.

[–] Sniatch@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Excuse me? Event Horizon is perfect.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] daltotron@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I think instead of this they should just start doing more high profile versions of what they already do sometimes, where they bring back movies that were already in the theater once for another go around, instead of just remaking everything all the time. I'd also give this a +2 if it was a movie that was old, and you have to rent instead of just being able to watch on some service. Like Legend (1985), or maybe Brazil (1985). Maybe there are some other movies from 1985, I dunno.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

Rent? Watch on a service? This is Lemmy. We’re pirates ‘round here.

I can get you nice digital copies of laser disk, VHS, 35mm, DVD, Blu-Ray, or web. Why on earth would I wait for Hollywood to tell me when I can watch the Mouse and the Motorcycle again?

[–] boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago

Bro is in dear need of DRM-free media ownership

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] TwanHE@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Nah the original was great. Idk but old shitty VFX do something for me.