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That's not a fun fact, that the entiere story...
I'm no Disney expert but Belle is the only worthy Princess of the bunch
She wanted to pursue knowledge, not a boy or just fun; she dropped everything to save her dad instead of causing his death or dethronement; she was fully aware how disgusting Gaston was regardless of appearance; she was seduced by books not riches; and yes, she was ready to ride the beast
To me I felt like Belle had Stockholm syndrome
And then she founded the company "Bad Dragon"
lol spot on
Well it can't have hurt that the beast owned a magical castle.
yes but she would have left given the chance after knowing about the magic castle
I wouldn't blame Belle if she was disappointed and called it off.
Tales can be cruel:
And people underestimate big dommy furries:
Can't find another source for this tweet from either Twitter or Reddit, but here's a screenshot of this tweet by Twitter user @hiimbobbi:
Personally, Belle was not fooling me or anyone. When the Beast changed into a human, I saw that look on her face. That was DISAPPOINTMENT.
That's literally the universal, "Oh my God, I'm going to vomit" face.
Y'all would be shocked after knowing the type of fantasies have girls have about beasts and all
Well knot that shocked.
With how common and popular female sex toys modeled after animal and fantasy creature penises, tongues etc. are this just makes sense. And having known some horse girls in my life, yeah, I'd not be surprised at all to learn many have fantasies like that. I always found the "horse/dragon/tentacle etc. dildo" thing pretty fucked up, I'm sure many of those people (and people in general) would not like it if they heard about "horse/dragon/whatever fleshlight or sexdoll for men". (Never seen or heard about that existing, but I'm sure it does).
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I can't be the only one who was disappointed when the beast turned into generic inbred royal twink?
Not a real man like Gaston
Gaston had years of practice sucking down liquid protein too
Noooo oooooone sucks like Gaston, no one fucks like Gaston, no one's dick's as incredibly thick as Gaston
For there's no man in town half as manly,
Perfect, a bear so-far-gone,
You can ask each of Tom, Dick and Stanley,
And they'll tell you whose top they pre-fer to be on
"that is not what I signed up for goodbye!"
I mean if your partner comes out one day and wants to transition, you can still be happy for them even if you don’t want to stay in a relationship with them. No shame there.
Just like how Shek didn't know that Fiona would turn into a SBBW ogre. He was prepared to wear an angry skinny white girl like a condom
Shrek 2 takes it further with Fiona actively choosing to let the magic wear off so her boy toy would turn back into an ogre rather than settle for a twunk rest of her life.
I didn't need that mental image. But since you have installed it in my head, I am honor-bound to upvote.
sigh
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Imho it just makes more sense to consider most Disney characters as asexual.
No way. Most Disney characters are horny as hell.
Goofy has a son.
Disney can't explain that away
Plus there was this whole thing:
"They gon fuck, sooooooooon!"
Goofy has a son.
It's weirder that Goofy - a talking dog - has a dog.
Have we ever considered if Pluto is sub who enjoys pet play? 🤔
Not only does Goofy have a son. It looks like he had two. What's never really explained is what happened to Goofy's other son, Junior, after he found out his wife was cheating on him...
You know... I've seen a lot of shit in my decades on the internet...
I was there for the tubgirl/goatse/blue waffle/lemon party College Humor invasions...
I've read the jolly rancher story, the coconut story, and others that would make some men vomit.
I've seen the Hulk getting railed by Slimer...
I was not expecting pregnant, barefoot Goofy looking like he belongs on a dakimakura today.
I only hope this doesn't awaken anything in the guy from the FBI that monitors me... Sorry Steve... The poor guy's been through a lot.
100% those eyes say "I'm wet as shit rn."
Isn't lion king 3 about their kids
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Presumably she wasn't just prepared to ride the beast, she actively wanted to be ruined by it.
She was probably disappointed when the transition happened. She thought she was going to be raw-dogged by the monster.
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This is a plot point in one of the Witcher short stories.
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