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[–] TheFrirish@jlai.lu 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 42 minutes ago)

Actual LinkedIn shitpost

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 8 points 2 hours ago

This is one of those reasons why I really don't mind the Web 2.0 Walled Garden to some degree.

LinkedIn makes the wall very high, and the people inside the wall are mostly insane like this. That's not a walled garden, that's an asylum.

In Buddhism, we would call it the realm of hungry ghosts, lower than the animal realm (as in base, animalistic desires) and one step above the hell realm. A realm of self-imposed suffering where people can't do anything of merit to burn off karma.

And people like this don't want to leave at all. It's killing them, and they are deluded into "loving" it. Let them stay there. I don't want their illness anywhere I normally enjoy life.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Look at that face, all wide eyed with a hint of a horny smile. That is a face of a person that's just been caught looking at clown based scat porn ...but is trying to play it off that she is working.
It's a story as old as time!

[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

ah, the classic

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 3 points 2 hours ago

Colonel Shitbucket

[–] toppy@lemy.lol 1 points 1 hour ago

She wants to show that she is very dedicated to her job and career.

[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

cant imagine getting a serious work e-mail from someone currently rappeling one down the white house

[–] sleepmode@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Talk about shit posting. Follow her for more unsolicited tips on spreading conjunctivitis, ruining your relationships with a burnout-inducing work ethic, and developing hemorrhoids from too long work shits.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 7 hours ago

Does being a weird little capitalist lickspittle even work on LinkedIn? I see people obviously trying to game the algorithm to gain exposure, including groups of devs sharing basic tips with each other and commenting to amplify, even though you’d think most hiring managers know that devs absolutely don’t go to LinkedIn to learn and share tips.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 12 points 10 hours ago

"Hey, you know who we should do business with? That lady who posts pictures of herself taking a shit!"

---Countless future business partners

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 9 hours ago

Shitposting isn't your job, Meg.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 18 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

She definitely has shit particles all over that laptop.

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 13 points 8 hours ago

Shit particles are on basically every surface.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago

Pink eye is so sexy

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago
[–] redlegion@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 hours ago

I hate this so much.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 48 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Sets the tripod.
Checks the lightning isn't too good.
Sets the timer.
Fails the first photo bcs pants, laptop, and positioning took too long.
Sets the timer again, this time by waddling to the phone.

"Omg, no, why would you take that picture, don't you see I'm grinding!! You don't get it, we are not the same."

Makes a LinkedIn post.
Adds a shitty pun about shit.

[–] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 13 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Looking at this picture still makes me horny. I mean wistful! It makes me wistful!

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 8 hours ago

My fists are full, uh.. nasty I say.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 26 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

pooping photo

just keep pushing through. (No pun intended)

Classy all around. Hope she's on a Teams call with her camera and microphone on and making all of her employees incredibly uncomfortable.

[–] pleasestopasking@reddthat.com 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Let's be real "starting a business" probably means she sells essential oils in an MLM

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Replace "employees" with "downline" then

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@piefed.social 82 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Please Lord, let this be deranged fetish content rather than whatever the alternative would be. 🙏😔

[–] deadcream@sopuli.xyz 94 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Hustle culture is a deranged fetish.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@piefed.social 17 points 20 hours ago

True actually

[–] corroded@lemmy.world 89 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

"Start a business" almost certainly means "Buy into an MLM scam."

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 24 points 19 hours ago

Don't forget the standard "Use Mommy and Daddies money to buy an existing small business." Then run it into the ground.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 18 hours ago

"It's not an MLM when you are at the top"

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Selling Scentsy

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Revoke the account for posting gross content.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Don't be such a snowflake. Embrace the gross. Its what the internet is good at.

[–] vikingtons@lemmy.world 56 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

...who took the picture? 🧐

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 89 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

This employee is such a toilet, they are constantly spouting shit.

[–] vikingtons@lemmy.world 42 points 22 hours ago

what a shit job 😔

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 39 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

There is a time and a place where it is appropriate to post pictures of yourself using the head. It’s called niche pornography on OnlyFans or PornHub, not LinkedIn.

OF doesn't allow that anymore.

[–] pickman_model@sh.itjust.works 5 points 19 hours ago

You know? At my workplace colleagues love talking about the building urinals. Some claim to have been able to make eye contact with people at their desks while refreshing themselves. Maybe that fetish belongs in LinkedIn?

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

All this is probably how she justifies paying her employees below a living wage and resourcing her materials from slave labor. And looking at this dumb persons surroundings. I'd be shocked if she actually worked more than 200 days a year.

[–] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly. No one should have to work more than 200 days a year. Reality is unfortunately different in a lot of places. But working more is usually not good for your health.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Oh agree. I'm just over individuals who clearly have tons of luxury compared to 95% of humanity act like their lives are hard and they deserve to pay people less.

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 29 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

This is how you get hemorrhoids.

[–] tordenflesk@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

This how you discover you already got them.

[–] taco@piefed.social 13 points 20 hours ago

Also how everyone on the Teams call discovers you've got them.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 22 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 27 points 22 hours ago

Its got to be top tier satire.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 17 points 21 hours ago

This advice is crap