Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."
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this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2025
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Here you are. One ~~un~~solicited Dick Pic.
Rainbows on July 1st? How dare you sir; corporate America taught me that those are only allowed when you’re trying to sell branded crap in June.
Too bad. We're here, we're queer, show me your
COCK
ok 😉
None of you people are funny and I hate you
don't got one :P
Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN
I'm sure a cock champion can be found on Tinder with minimal effort.
Right here? In front of my Canada day?
He's holding it upside down
I will report it to the shitpost police
ACAB includes shitpost police 🫶
There's no cord! Without it's curly whirly umbilical cord how will it survive on it's own?
spoiler
Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.
Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.
You'd first have to find out my identity
Stamets can blackmail me any time tbh
Good because I have a video of you watching The Joe Rogan podcast and verbally agreeing after sustained laughter. You will pay me $416 immediately. No that number isn't specific for any reason. Send soon or I send the video to your family and post to /c/holup. My linktree and Kofi is in my bio. Chop chop.
Oh no I was off by a decimal point punish me please daddy (sent ya $40, I appreciate ya)
I.... I WAS KIDDING!
Can't blackmail if I just say its a deepfake
taps head
thx bro
i'll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock
What a nice tail your cock has!
I'd be interested in a status update as the days go by- how many tubesteaks do you receive
Zero so far. Am sad.
Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.
Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.
God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami
By god! You've done it!
waIT WHAT
That's about 9 days worth of notifications for me.
oh. MORE WANGS PEOPLE. FLING THE SLING
Skin flutes in…3…2…1…
Don't worry, I fix
And that he did.
And do you know what? In payment for that, I'ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.
Stamets publicly acknowledging me? I can feel my Lemmy clout growing!
I would say you have no idea how weird it is having people act like you're famous just because you have a large meme collection but I'm fairly sure I've told you and why you said that, you ass
Look, you're gonna have to face facts. People like you. Yes, your meme collection is great and mighty and powerful, but the fact that you collect all the memes that people love speaks to you. You saved those memes because you loved them, and then you selflessly decided to share them with a fledgling community to bring joy, and the people loved them. You bring joy. Santa doesn't make the toys, he delivers them. You're the lemming Santa. Stamta.
Also, you are literally famous. It might only be locally, but you are, factually, famous 'round these parts
Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.
I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless
I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.
I try my best <3
🐓
🍆 The audio was deleted?
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THANKS! thanks, I massage it daily
Last time I tried to take a dick pic, I forgot I had autosave to cloud on and despite deleting it after the irrational horny had passed, I was shaken to the core when I saw it when I was browsing the family photo feed.
Anyway, instead of sending you an actual pic of my dick, I spent quite a long while trawling dick pics on duck duck go until I found two that look quite like my actual dick. I'll message you.
The only engineering they will do with me is the Smithsonian
Thanks, been a while since Dionysus told me that
Thanks bro.
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