I appreciate the thought and the vote of confidence. Unity against the US would be nice. But, I'm afraid of the US influence in Canada. It's bad enough in the EU, but Canada probably is worse.
My conditions in order of importance, if I had any power at all, would be (and maybe Canada already has these):
- no "winner takes all" or first past the post anywhere - single transferable vote or ranked choice voting
- separation of church and state
- wealth tax aka "tax wealth, not work", it'll pay for a bunch of the below
- free public education
- universal healthcare without stupid deductibles
- the ability to live without a car in any place with more than 5k people i.e public transport FTW, high speed trains, buses, metros and trams, fuck cars
- opensource in all public services
- no deals with the US defence industry (although the EU council just made idiotic concessions)
- house the homeless
- state funded TV
Those are off the top of my head. Given more time, I'd probably come up with more, but I think those are the basic things I'd care about.
Edit: Yes, I'm aware most EU members don't have this, but Canada could be a lighthouse, guiding the rest of the members. It would probably see a huge influx of Europeans if those things were to be implemented.