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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago (2 children)

There's a lot going for this particular club (liking the inclusion of sprouts). However, I believe we can all agree that the bread used has reached "Captain Crunch" levels of palate damage.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago

Bambibitch Cumberditch

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Yes, you are correct.

But it is worth it

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 months ago

no pedos in memes

[–] Leeks@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I order the club sandwich all the time and I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it!

  • Mitch Hedberg

This sandwich is not part of the club.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 10 months ago

He used to have the best bits. He still does, but he used to, too.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Echo5@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don’t quite understand this picture but I am definitely amused by it

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 10 months ago

Guess clubbing is also the name of the less know Canadian tradition of killing baby seals

[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A club is alright, but have you ever had a Monte Cristo?

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] LNRDrone@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 points 10 months ago

Then a visit with your doctor, to discuss cholesterol levels and hardened arteries.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Clubbing... Ah. So not baby seals. Ok. Good.

[–] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Never had a sandwich with baby seals, tho I’m willing to try most of anything once

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I mean who doesn't!! ⚾🦇🦭🦭🦭

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Nuke a godless communist gay baby seal for Christ!

I miss that T-shirt, I think my mother and ex-wife conspired and burned it.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Now I want a club sandwich for lunch but don't have the fixings at all!

[–] Yoddel_Hickory@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Did someone use AI to generate this? Instead of simply finding a sandwich picture and adding text on top?

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Did someone use AI to generate you?

[–] Yoddel_Hickory@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Nah just the classic booze and no contraception combo

[–] late_night@sopuli.xyz 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I feel like it would have been funnier with just "I love clubbing"

[–] Flickerby@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Favorite sandwich is a BBBBBBBBBlt

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Who folds turkey like that?

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Why a psychopath of course

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

My favourite combo: Lightly toasted poppy seed bread Lettuce Bacon Chicken mayo Bread again Cheese Cucumber Tomato Black pepper mayo Final Bread

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

What a shit sandwich

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[–] bobo@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Remember when alfalfa sprouts were on all the things? I miss alfalfa sprouts...

[–] trslim@pawb.social 1 points 10 months ago

"so go back to the kluuuuub,"

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

All these years later, apparently Mitch was wrong and they are letting the alfalfa sprout guy in.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world -4 points 10 months ago

All cool but that's too much bread, fat, sauce, salt and sugar in one sitting

And then people wonder why they feel bloated all the time, Jesus Christ