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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

I'll start a few websites, like facebook.com, twitter.com, reddit.com

Make them all federated sites right out of the gate

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There were cell phones in 1995. Though vastly different from today still widely used.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Masturbate, back to sleep.

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[–] Hatshepsut@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Pack the bowl and fire it up.

[–] dukatos@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Ask that blonde for a date...

[–] Outsider9042@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dial into my local BBS and play some door games.

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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gather as much money as possible and bet on the Chicago bulls to win 3 championships in a row.

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[–] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The first question is what kind of time loop am I in? Is it a ‘We are all going to die and I need to fix it’ or a ‘I need to grow as a person to get out’ loop. If it’s the first one then I need to figure out when Donald Trump and Jeffery Epstein are both going to be one of his flights to Epstein’s island and find a way to blow up the plane. If it’s the second one I guess do the same thing as that’s got to be good karma.

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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Since I am an absolute idiot who doesn't know what happened back then in order to rake in money off of things like betting ( either legal or illegally ), probably just ( assuming I have 'em ) listen to CDs on my CD player and hop on computer and hope I have any good games.

[–] notarobot@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Go into a lab and start researching time travel. Proving to scientist that I'm from the future shouldn't be that hard.

That's 29 years ago. Eeryone I know is as good as dead. I need to find a way to go back

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

TV was shit, but online porn already existed. Only thing you'd be missing is doom scrolling memes and shit YouTube videos.

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[–] Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Go see Jeff Buckley and tell him to stay away from the Mississippi River.

[–] jpablo68@infosec.pub 4 points 1 week ago

1995? I'd play the just released International superstar soccer deluxe for the SNES

[–] underscores@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

As a guitarist: get the biggest headstart possible learning music

[–] vane@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They would just pick another dumb name, like Stample or Croaker and we'd be stuck Croaking things

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[–] kinther@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Play a Diku or Circle MUD on the local library BBS

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

None of you said, "prevent 9/11." For shame.

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As a non american, this would have never crossed my mind

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[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Assuming I'm the same age I am today, probably the same thing 😅

Wake up, morning constitutional, coffee, bong-rip, check the server.

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[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Play video games, that is of course if I am my current age, because I was -1 years old in 1995.

[–] Aarkon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

Plug in the coax cable and forget the terminator.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I'd go to the mall to flirt with goth latina babes. Malls were actually popular back then right?

[–] rozodru@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

depends on what day of the week it is. if it's a weekday then I turn on the TV and watch like Power Rangers or whatever was on during Fox Kids Mornings. Or if i'm in my bedroom where I didn't have cable then bleh had to watch Global (Canada) and it was carebears or inspector gadget or something in the mornings. OR just put on the Genesis/SNES.

If it's Saturday then I'm up early to go to the basement to watch cartoons all morning.

it was way better back then.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago
[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

ahh sweet freedom

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Lay in bed for a moment and listen to the tunes on my sweet Panasonic clock radio alarm before slapping the snooze button. Then suddenly wake up to realize I have a clock radio alarm again.

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

With... Magazines? Shudder

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