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Don't get that this people how (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 week ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I haven't had enough coffee to deal with this shit.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

There is no amount of coffee to deal enough to left guy on average person

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 18 points 1 week ago

Because you don't right like guys tell to left

[–] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 11 points 1 week ago

My brain just melted trying to read that

[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 week ago

…the kids are not alright

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Imagine

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

all the people

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Coffee apple tea! Uhh.

[–] Fortatech 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Am I having a stroke...

[–] gabbath@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Left

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago

It's fight night at the waffle house pancake days

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

I actually understood what they wanted to say perfectly. It's like one of those things where the first and last words are correctly placed but everything in the middle is jumbled up, but your brain automatically puts it right.

They're saying "imagine explaining to normal people what the guys on the right would do to the guys on the left in a fight". I assume they're top MMA fighters or something like that.