Technology

That makes sense—being raised by ChatGPT might be marginally better than being raised by Sam Altman.

“It's difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on not understanding it." -Upton Sinclair

Somebody call CPS

I asked ChatGPT how Sam Altman would have taken care of his baby without the help of ChatGPT:

Sam Altman would’ve taken care of his baby the same way the rest of us did before his chatbot existed—by learning, asking, fumbling, caring, and figuring it out like a goddamn human.

Altman’s quote—“I don’t know how I would’ve done that”—feels less like a reflection on parenthood and more like an unintentional glimpse into the kind of disconnection that can happen when you believe your product is the answer to everything.

Of course, he’s not wrong that AI can be useful. But if your first thought when your newborn won’t sleep is to consult ChatGPT, that says more about your priorities than it does about parenthood.

That says a lot about how worthless if a human he is.

Well every other person that ever existed was raised without ChatGPT being necessary so just ask anyone.

I wonder how people have been doing it, since the beginning of time, with no help from technology.

Ya big fucking clown.

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Honestly bro what is it about tech bros being the biggest fucking losers on the face of this planet? I have more respect for street sweepers at this point

Does he have a humiliation kink?

Just a big ol' WTF here...

In other words, he's an idiot.

I believe the answer Sam is by being a parent and figuring shit out. Babies do very few things: eat, pee, burp, shit and sleep. If they have done all those things within a reasonable timeframe then it is likely they are hot, cold or otherwise uncomfortable. And some babies just want you to talk to them and hold them. After spending time raising your child you'll develop a sixth sense for what a cry is for so first you have to spend time with them.

Now, if you are filthy rich you shove the screaming sack of skin into the nearest nanny and GTFO. Later in life you'll wonder why your relationship is business like at best and transactional at worst with your kid, which you will lament to your therapist about, but still fail to have the self realization that it's because you were never a parent.

P. S. Please fall out a high rise window or down a very long hard flight of stairs ASAP.

Cute how he finds new ways every day to say: "I'm a loser."

I also don't understand how anyone could possibly not be a massive disappointment to their family without my patented Solutionbot 3600 that you can also take advantage of for just $$/month forever.

Money please!

Has Sam Altman never heard of parenting books?

Who tf would have a baby with that wanker?

Maybe because he’s an idiot?

Given what he's undoubtedly being paid, I'm sure hiring a nanny to look after his unfortunate offspring is well within his budget.

Someone needs to Chat CPS.

Your kids will grow up and hate you because you suck as a dad.

For thousands of years people have raised their kids without the benefit of the moneypit 9000, Sam Altman is apparently dumber then a caveman.

That tracks.

That man has kids?🤦‍♀️

What in the actual fuck ‽

Someone who says this is not a fit parent and should have their children taken away from them.

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if lots of new parents are asking LLMs for advice.

And before AI (and probably still), new parents probably googled a lot of things.

And before internet search engines, new parents probably checked out books from libraries.

Guys HE doesn't know how. Everyone else does, though. ^___^

It’s sad that all of our collective wisdom is so dead and gone people will turn to a glorified chatbot instead

Dawg, read a fucking book. Ask your parents. Ask your friends that are parents. Or just figure it out yourself. Feed, water, make sure they get lots of sunshine.

Seeing as ChatGPT was trained on other peoples' books, articles, etc., it's not surprising he says that.

Kinda slimy that he probably couldn't even give sources for his new-found child wisdom. Y'know, because ChatGPT is a glorified corporate piracy machine using stolen data and aggregating it for morons like him to read instead of doing a google search.

God forbid he should have asked his parents. Or the kids nanny.

wtf m8

This is a good thing, because it's unlikely ChatGPT would suggest he molest his child as he did to his sister.

Poor kid is doomed

We have mistaken rationality for a philosophy rather than a methodology, and efficiency for a virtue without any particular end in mind.

To have a unique, personal, subjective, divergent human experience is to sin against your prescribed algorithm.

"I mean sure, the baby died, but I really wouldn't have known what to do at all without chatGPT! At least it gave me the proper procedure to follow after they died. Who knew you needed to make a post to eBay for a sale of used parts? I guess that's a medical code or something. I should ask ChatGPT!"