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When you check the 'finished' project from the guy who bounced early for vacation (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago

You opened a completed project. There's your first problem there. Status/Ticket closed = not my problem.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

"Oh, we'll fix it in production. It's job security. "

(Task now requires several hours of downtime, combing through everything with the boss on your ass asking every ten minutes, "Is it fixed yet? Maybe it's this... Did you try that?")

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's just a matter of cutting and adding some mortar.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

What’s this ‘cutting’ nonsense??? The shelf is a feature!!!

[–] judgyweevil@feddit.it 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Found the manager

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

You should be on this meeting already. Why were you losing time looking?