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When you check the 'finished' project from the guy who bounced early for vacation (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

"Oh, we'll fix it in production. It's job security. "

(Task now requires several hours of downtime, combing through everything with the boss on your ass asking every ten minutes, "Is it fixed yet? Maybe it's this... Did you try that?")