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is this an encoder

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is this funny, or is it a useful illustration?

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago
[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

People stopped being snobbish about knowing what those words mean about a decade ago. It would be an useful slap on the face of those people back then, but now if it's useful it's only for calming down some random person that know what they mean but isn't confident about it.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I'm so lost. For kids learning to code, I think this image actually might help them understand

[–] sus@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

You can still be snobby by instead insisting on "fold, scan, iterate"

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is an encoder

Which one? All the ones I've used just make audio and video; no sandwich. :(

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

you must be the physical embodiment of the map reduce, channeling your inner ingredient to sandwich pipeline. alternatively find a partner who can do it for you. probably tastes better that way.

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Of the three sandwiches, only one can be toasted, ergo it is a one hot encoder

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah that checks out. Now you're ready for that massively parallel big data (or sandwich?) processing

[–] JuanPeece@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And then you fuck up your asynchronous timing, leaving a race condition where the sandwich has bread on the inside. Oh, and QA can only reproduce sometimes

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago

With mapreduce you should generally have your code written in such a way that that cannot happen. Unless the reduce step is improperly programmed.

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago
Sandwich.hs:6:11: error: [GHC-83865]
    * Couldn't match type ‘Bread’ with ‘Cucumber’
        Expected: Bread
        Actual: Cucumber

This wouldn't have happened with Burritos.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 5 points 1 year ago

Extract Transform Loaf

[–] dumnezero@piefed.social 4 points 1 year ago

which one is the root for loop?

[–] sturlabragason@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That’s not a tasty sandwich

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm guessing it's vegan? And pepper is the main filling?

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 7 points 1 year ago

No, GNU is the main filling, obviously.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeah where the hell is the cheese? How could I, a lactose intolerant; eat a sandwich without the most lactose-dense food in existence?

[–] chellomere@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Ackshually yellow cheese doesn't have much lactose, see e.g. https://www.lactolerance.fr/blog/en/milk-content-of-dairy-products/