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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 129 points 2 years ago (3 children)

qt cashier

Does this imply the existance of gtk cashiers?

[–] mamg22@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nowadays you're most likely to find an electron cashier than any other.

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

That's why they are so bloated and slow

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Son, I am proud of you.

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

see, this is why i love lemmy

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 117 points 2 years ago (2 children)

A fake story about how fat people and women are evil, nice

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 66 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Why would someone lie on the internet?

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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Who is being evil in this example exactly?

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
[–] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 111 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thinks she's cute one second, calls her a bitch the next. His loneliness has nothing to do with pizza.

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

No! It's the females' fault that men are feeling bad about themselves, didn't you know?

[–] Nimrod@lemm.ee 107 points 2 years ago (2 children)
  • Prevents OP from forgetting their backpack.

  • is a bitch

Hmmmmmmm…

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Eh, the style of 4chan is to go over the top. I would not look into that to much. Now as for overall culture of 4chan...

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Blatant misogyny: used casually

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

To be fair, they're not particularly misogynistic. Jews, Aryans, gays, blacks, animals, Dems, Republicans - any group with a label is treated like trash on 4chan

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They even treat themselves like trash much of the time. Just goes to show that 4chan is literal trash.

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

If OP said "Bitch, I blah blah blah" then it could be argued that it's a figure of speech and not directed towards the waitress... but OP said "Fucking bitch" with no comma, so it's clearly directed at her.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 90 points 2 years ago

bro couldn't even wait to get home

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 83 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

His crippling meatball addiction. She can never know he fell off the wagon. I've seen it before. You think it's a safety food, the easy pick off the menu. Then you hear something messing with the trash cans late one night, go out to check, and there's your neighbor, in their underwear, six cans deep into a Chef Boyardee overload.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago

"I could quit meatballs anytime I want to."

[–] sazey@lemmy.world 67 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's not the second pizza that is so bad, it's the fact that anon couldn't wait to get home before scoffing the second pizza that makes him a fat ass.

[–] Gingernate@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

I'm in this comment and I don't like it

[–] SparrowHawk@feddit.it 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe it was a solidarity laugh, like "lol i've done that too"

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It might not have been particularly malicious, but your interpretation is a bit of a stretch. Besides, this never happened.

Something similar might have happened a few times, but never to original OP.

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[–] rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Speaking as someone who used to travel for work (different place every day, sometimes multiple), eating in your car is super depressing and uncomfortable. Why not go home and eat it?

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago

When home is more depressing

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[–] match@pawb.social 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

one time after a really bad breakup i went into a pizza place (thin crust, personal sized pizzas, "artisan" but local so not expensive) and kept ordering pizza after pizza. by the third one they seemed to think i was a food critic or something, brought a glass of wine to pair with it

[–] Trae@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Nah, they felt bad that you housed 3 pizzas by yourself and hoped some alcohol would cheer you up.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 22 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I can't even fathom being able to eat that much in one sitting.

A large pizza is like two evening's food for me. I can't even manage half of one of the big Costco ones. Two slices and I'm done.

[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Your stomach stretches out after a long enough time of eating like this and you have to eat even more to feel full. Pair that with the availability of highly caloric foods designed to make you crave them and it's a recipe for disaster.

Watch some "my 600lb life" and it starts to make sense. It's a slow boil, to be sure, but I think it can happen to anyone that isn't paying attention, who uses food and that feeling of fullness to cope with whatever negative feelings they have. I like Sean of steel (former 600lber), he gives some really good context in his react vids on youtube.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

As an above average American, I can. I have eaten an entire pizza and then gone back for seconds multiple times. You're supposed to not feel hungry after you eat, but I lack that crucial sense.

I don't do that anymore, but that's only because I remind myself that it's not normal to finish an entire large pizza in one sitting and I'm weird if I do it

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

how? I can eat 7/8 slices at once then eat the 8th like 30m later

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

"fucking bitch" describes the greentext poster (assuming this is even real) not the girl.

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Holy fuck I wish could have this problem

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's never too late to start externalizing shame to protect what's left of your ego.

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I just want to be able to eat food

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[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm jiggeling from laughing at this

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[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Always get a backup pizza. Order an extra to-go with your dine-in pizza so it seems like you have a plan with the second pizza. You can never have too much pizza.

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[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I feel like anon watched this for inspiration:

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/EXNPWNWibeoQ7Wsg/?mibextid=Le6z7H

(Sorry, best video I could find after a quick google)

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