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[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In Civilization 7 Horses resource gives +1 damage to Cavalry units in Ancient and Exploration Eras, but in the Modern era Horses resource gives +6 Happiness instead.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Owning a horse is like owning a boat. It's not going to grant you happiness.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Considering horses have the possibility of being loyal lifelong pets I'd say they can very well give happiness

[–] gens@programming.dev 5 points 11 months ago

I once raced a 3 day old horse, and he was slightly faster then me. And I was pretty fast for a human.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

They say the two happiest days in a horse owner's life are the day they buy the horse and the day the horse tramples them to death.

[–] StaticFalconar@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

For most of us yes. The decent amount of money that allows us to live comfortably gets real limited when we stretch out further with stuff like a boat and a horse. But for those that got lucky in life to comfortably afford it, a boat and a horse arent seen the money drains since they have more to give. This lets them enjoy the activities that comes with a boat and horse more.

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 29 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Germany recently declared horses are no longer work animals but recreational, hiking vet prices astronomically. Also, horses might be driven around now but I'm sure there were more of them when 90% of the population were farmers and they all needed some of them.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Quality life vs. quantity life. Humans should take note.

[–] excral@feddit.org 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How does this hike vet prices astronomically, through taxes?

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Vets aren't organised as a free market in Germany. Instead, prices are set by the federal government through the "Gebührenordnung für Tierärztinnen und Tierärzte (GOT)".

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

when horses turned from a commodity to a luxury good it also resulted in a massive horse genocide. anyway, buy my AI app

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I see what you're going for re: automation, but calling this a genocide seems weird to me. Then scaling down cattle farming would also be genocide. There's no horse culture that got eradicated, just less breeding.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

They didn't just scale down. Literal tons of horses got slaughtered around the turn of the century and great depression.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

There was also the two world wars to consider in terms of horse deaths. Of course those horses died for a noble cause: helping humans slaughter each other in even larger numbers.

[–] Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’d love to read more about this if you can point me in the right direction.

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

When Americans Ate Horse Meat - Priceonomics - https://priceonomics.com/when-americans-ate-horse-meat/

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 months ago
[–] Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If there's any animal that deserves our respect and our care, it's horses.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

#KillRacingNotHorses

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Search "Macintosh skydiving game." Skydive! from 1999? You mean Skydive!? Don't scroll down, it's all Skydive!.

Search "classic Mac skydiving game." Skydive!'s an iMac-era classic, so you must want another twenty of the same thing.

Search "classic Mac freefall game." Ohhh, you mean Sky Diving Simulator, from the same year.

Deep sigh.

Search "classic Mac game where you can drop a guy on a horse." Stunt Copter, yeah.

FINALLY.

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago
[–] bluewing@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

So horses and Harley Davidson motorcycles have that in common since they most often seen riding on a trailer?

[–] muusemuuse@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

I need this shirt

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Lacks the image of free wild horses tho.