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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 22 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

The first half, because of testosterone.

The second half, because of prolactin.

It's not really that simple, but it's part of it. And I'm not a doctor.

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[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 13 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Anon discovers he might be gay

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 13 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

To quote Neil Patrick Harris- “yes, I’m gay. Gay for that pussy. “

-Neil Patrick Harris

Quote attributable to one Neil Patrick Harris. His friends call him Neil. I’m not allowed to call him Neil.

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

And won’t you know, he turned out to be gay for dick

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 14 hours ago

NPH playing the straight, asshole version of himself was probably the best part of Harold and Kumar

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Anon is so into vag she must be a lesbian then

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 4 points 18 hours ago

All Anons are males. And gay.

[–] LonstedBrowryBased@lemm.ee 3 points 15 hours ago

Evolution anon

[–] ddplf@szmer.info -2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

This is actually an interesting insight into a severily bipolar mind of a person

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 18 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

Is that really what bipolar is like?

[–] Zos_Kia@lemmynsfw.com 34 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 23 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Zos_Kia@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

They're just immature. The lovey-dovey part is as fake as the disdain, they're just a kid cosplaying adult interpersonal relationships.

Most probably a cunt too.

[–] ne0n@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

If by cunt you mean a quite common personality, then yes…

[–] caurvo@aussie.zone 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Not really so far as I understand it. "Bipolar swings" are more commonly on a week-month timescale.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Not an in/out timescale?

[–] BoobaAwooga@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

When people say bipolar they mean borderline. The person in the green text would be borderline

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Bipolar is manic-depressive though...?

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