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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon's split personality (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 14 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Anon discovers he might be gay

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

To quote Neil Patrick Harris- “yes, I’m gay. Gay for that pussy. “

-Neil Patrick Harris

Quote attributable to one Neil Patrick Harris. His friends call him Neil. I’m not allowed to call him Neil.

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And won’t you know, he turned out to be gay for dick

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Then explain his quote in this documentary, Mrs scientist.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 months ago

NPH playing the straight, asshole version of himself was probably the best part of Harold and Kumar

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Anon is so into vag she must be a lesbian then

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 4 points 10 months ago

All Anons are males. And gay.

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No they didn't. If they were gay they wouldnt be really into having sex with their girlfriend in the first place.

Anon is another misogynistic straight guy.

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 2 points 10 months ago

But there are no straight men on 4chan