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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's split personality (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 16 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 13 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Anon discovers he might be gay

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

To quote Neil Patrick Harris- “yes, I’m gay. Gay for that pussy. “

-Neil Patrick Harris

Quote attributable to one Neil Patrick Harris. His friends call him Neil. I’m not allowed to call him Neil.

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

And won’t you know, he turned out to be gay for dick

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Then explain his quote in this documentary, Mrs scientist.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 hours ago

NPH playing the straight, asshole version of himself was probably the best part of Harold and Kumar

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Anon is so into vag she must be a lesbian then

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 4 points 14 hours ago

All Anons are males. And gay.