"It's not my fault you're stupid"
this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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"This is a six ounce cup of bath water from a YouTube influencer..."
neat
"and yet your dad still don't love you."
Jokes on you, with the deferred maintenance, my car has negative worth.
get really really enthusiastically interested in the watch. ask for details seem super impressed. massage that wealthy ego to the point of basically a blow job. but then just like keep going. see how long you can keep the topic on that one specific watch. don't ever let him talk about anything that the watch means or about the dynamic he tried to establish.
optionally, loose interest and leave without ever having let anything be said that wasn't about the watch. this is how you weaponize autism against egotists.
And keep it going whenever you see that person again. "Hey, aren't you that watch guy? Are you wearing the watch today? Where's the watch? Show us your watch!"
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This is a method that my non-confrontational midwestern mind can work with! Being exceptionally interested and kind to the point that they might realize you’re f-ing with them and don’t actually care at all. Whether or not they realize doesn’t matter because you know.
Similar to when we say “oh that’s interesting,” but actually mean that we don’t give a crap about what you’re saying but don’t want to be rude to your face.
I can attest it's really funny. I get a sick kind of pleasure from evoking discomfort in people who don't want me to like them. I'm not really good at being nasty to people so it's something I started doing when I learned nasty people don't like it when you're nice to them or unfazed by their vampire antics.
If you've heard of "mirroring" before, that's my favorite. Mirroring people who don't like you fucks them up in ways I don't think I could with words
"Cool story bro. Needs more dragons."
That's quiet an expensive way to look cheap
steals his watch
Man, it is a shame you can't buy class because you could use some.
"Okay and does it tell the time?"
'I can think of many better uses for the metals in that watch.'
"mine was 5 bucks at goodwill, sounds like you got scammed, sorry"
I'd just start laughing and point at them.
good, maybe you can sell it to buy some human decency then
I can afford not to have a watch.
"Oh, am I supposed to kiss it?"
this movie, glengarry glen ross, was so fucking good. definitely worth a watch if you enjoy watching masterpiece acting. kevin spacey is in it though (his acting is great he just sucks as a person)
Never has a movie made me feel so uncomfortable for the characters sacrificing themselves for the grind. It’s good, but I don’t have much desire to see it again. A testament to the writing/acting/directing to keep the tension real.
Compliment it and remember that the guy is an asshole lmao
So you are fiscally irresponsible and you are proud of it? Good to know…
"Yes, your fancy jewelry is very pretty. Good job."
Edit: after I stopped laughing, of course.
Shoot the man.
A lot of replies here still wander into sounding mad imo Instead, I would fake not getting the insult and just make them uncomfortable by saying something like "Wow that's cool :D" and then just move on. Sort of like when you acknowledge a child doing something dumb but they're so proud of it you don't want to ruin it for them.
“I don’t mean to victim blame, but I try not to look like I’m worth mugging.”
I wouldn't even hide that watch up my ass.
Smile really big and start laughing. Maintain the smile, maintain eye contact.
That's not a very high bar, boomer.