is this for jerma specifically because of the time he accidentally turned his computer off with his foot
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Well if this is a competition for who can find old computer images im im
did you use that as a child? I was posting my first computer
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...we had the ~~4016~~ 2001N with an external tape drive: not quite as much geek-cred as the original 2001, but still respectable...
Mine was a TI 99/4a. Texas Instruments 'computer' of the same generation. Tape drive squealed like a modem. But nobody remembers modems now ...
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I mean, I'm in my early 40s and I've started with ms-dos. According to this meme what am I? A fucking dinosaur? Am I that old?
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Man, I am even older than this.
Multiple times I was disconnected in the middle of a Starcraft match over our 56k modem... because my dad was getting a goddamned fax sent to him over the same line.
These are all fancy pants, high res ... XP, i think?... icons compared to Win 95 and 98.
Now excuse me while I teleport back in time and jack back in to the Matrix Online beta via an actual telephone line... we didn't even get DSL untill a year or two after it fully released.
Going fully angry old man mode:
You whippersnappers have absolutely no clue what pain is.
Pain is playing Battlefield 1942 on a 56k modem with literally zero servers you can connect to being under 150 ping, the vast majority of them being 200, 300+.
Those packets had to march across shitty rural phone lines uphill, both ways! And a storm would throw a tree onto them every 3 weeks!
Pain is your shitty eMachine being so underpowered that the only way you can actually play through HL2 is all settings at minimum, and then also when Alyx is getting teleported out of Kleiner's lab, you have to look at the ground, because the 8 or so particles with bloom that spin around her, + the flashing color negative post processing effect... is too fucking difficult for your moldy, sprouting potato of a pc to run without CTDing or even segfaulting.
Battlefield 1942 because you played the game in 1942, eh?
Ok so... hear me out.
You know how the common aphorism for dog years is that 1 dog year is 7 human years?
BF 1942 came out in 2002.
60 year difference.
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I hereby propose a 'Gamer Age' formula:
(Real Age - Youngest Age you first put over 50 hours into a single game) * 6
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So if you are now 40, and you mainlined Starcraft when it came out in 1998, your gamer age is 78... pretty old, seen a lot of shit in your time.
If you are 20, and broke 50 hours into Fortnite at age 14 (when Fortnite first released), your gamer age is 36... middle aged, been around the block a few times.
If you are 16, and broke 50 hours in Fortnite when you were 14... your gamer age is 12 (lol), you are still a little nooblet in terms of gaming experience.
If you are 60, and put 50 hours into a Pacman cabinet when it came out in 1980... gamer age is 240, true elder, arcane wizard status.
If you are Lord British (Richard Garriot), and you use the release date of the first game he developed (Akalabeth) as the 50hr game...
He works out to a minimum of 276, which is almost certainly a low estimate... by my reckoning, he could potentially be as old as 330...
...few know such things precisely, such is the nature of a truly ancient one, hahaha.
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If I run this for myself... first game I put more than 50 hours into would have been... Sonic 3 / Sonic & Knuckles, think I broke the 50 hour mark in '96...
So... my gamer age works out to 174.
Unnaturally old, by no means the eldest of the wizened ones, but considerably more experienced than most would guess by my physical form, rofl.
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Now, this isn't a perfect metric, as ... you could argue the 50 hour threshold should be some other number... and that it doesn't account for people who have played a whole lot of games, but only a single playthrough... so it is kind of biased toward 'hardcore' gamers...
But it does seem roughly in line with the way online lingo and vocabulary and memes seem to work.
And also, non 'hardcore' gamers are probably not going to care about any kind of 'gamer age' metric.
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Thoughts? Suggestions? Critiques?
When your starcraft LAN matches keep lagging out on the default option IPX. You try the other option but it says not installed. So you have to figure out how to reconfigure your network adapter in windows 98 to use this new thing called TCP/IP. You're in middle school and youtube doesn't exist.
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What's all this newfangled content being posted as old? My first computer had Windows 3.11 that you booted to from a command prompt. It was an amazing graphical upgrade from the command line computers. Now you could actually see what you were doing on the screen instead of typing commands and hoping a document would print with your data.
Before that, I used Apple IIe computers at school, with their solidly green command line interface. I remember being taught how to program instructions with those computers. You had a "turtle" (green triangle) that you needed to move to a specific spot on the screen, and you typed in commands to make him move.
Whatever content is in this meme, it all released long after I grew up and became an adult. You young whippersnappers.
You had a βturtleβ (green triangle) that you needed to move to a specific spot on the screen, and you typed in commands to make him move.
Ah. LOGO.
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Millennials are now "old" by internet standards, so Gen X and older are positively ancient.
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A:>
I see people be like "can we use b: for the backup drive" and it just feels wrong.
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