He deserves far worse than pissing blood.
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I don't like this theory, cause it implies that everything he has done is because of the drugs, and not because he's a megalomaniac narcissistic greedy moron.
My theory is that his PR people are "leaking" these stories that he can rebuild his image as a recovering addict. This will let them craft a sympathetic story and they will hope that we'll forget that he's a racist asshole.
Yeah, no amount of drugs could make me do that.
Bingo, he’s the fall man for the White House right now. If you view American politics under the lens of professional wrestling it makes a lot of sense. Musk is doing a heel turn so he attracts more flak on his way out.
Who's the secretary of education again? Lol
Three rabid skunks in a pantsuit.
My theory is that his PR people are “leaking” these stories that he can rebuild his image as a recovering addict.
If he wants to use this angle in my mind he's going to have to do way more than a weekend at Betty Ford. If he retracts his antagonism for unions at his plants and rehires those he fired would be a start. He'd also have to do a full 180 and admit how hard the work of government is and his actions with DOGE were more destructive than constructive. He'd had to publicly apologize for his behavior and provide restitution to all those his actions negatively impacted. A big part of that would be fighting against the trump administration and its attacks on racial and gender minorities.
I've learned to not give them that much credit. My theory is muskrat is just an addict.
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Exactly, it lowers inhibitions, it doesn't carve a completely different asshole.
Yeah, no one becomes an asshole after shrooms.
He’s a drug addict, it’s not a theory he’s on hella drugs, he IS on hella drugs
Right. He's a Nazi first and foremost, with or without the drugs.
Yep, the drugs aren't a cause, they are an effect of being a greedy, narcissistic, megalomaniac, moron.
being a megalomaniac narcissistic greedy moron is why he’s taking K and keeping himself in a manic, delusional state without being able to tell why everyone is so mad at him.
a narcissist really can’t understand that they did wrong, they’re able to bend every other belief except that one.
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this is being leaked to press because the people in the white house who had to deal with Elon HATE him and NEVER want him back, and desperately want him to be the fall guy for all the terrible things Trump's admin did and is doing. part of me wishes he was kicked out, but another part enjoys the suffering he causes for the terrible people orbiting the white house
I think they're just setting up a defense for all the illegal activity, so when they investigate, they've got a get out of jail free, card. Not that he would go to jail with the amount of money he has.
sources suggest it could have affected his work at DOGE
What? He aced his work at DOGE.
He stripmined all the data and halted the regulatory investigations into his companies.
Too bad that’s all it did.
I don't think there's an amount of ketamine that would have me doing this, though, even by accident...
Idk. I told the doctors and nurses to tell all the girls I had big crushes on (individually, by name) that I loved them even though I was dying and I would protect them like an angel.
I wasn't actually dying, I was having a minor procedure and a hypersensitive reaction to the drug.
That is not even close to the same thing as giving two consecutive Nazi salutes in front of millions of people.
No. No it's not. In fact, I would say Ketamine doesn't cause people to become Nazis.
I would say that Ketamine lets your inner self get exposure.
En Ketamine Veritas
I had a colonoscopy years ago when I was engaged to my now-wife, and when I woke up from the anaesthesia I just babbled about how much I loved her. At no point did I come remotely close to doing a Nazi salute.
Patients with ketamine abuse can present with urinary frequency, nocturia, urgency, incontinence, cystitis, bladder or loin pain and haematuria, which are debilitating symptoms causing a profoundly negative impact on quality of life [2]. Pain can promote the further use of ketamine or other recreational drugs to help suppress distressing symptoms, so compounding the condition. Onset of urinary symptoms is typically delayed from the time ketamine is first used, and the severity of symptoms appears to be related to the quantity and duration of drug intake [3].
No wonder he has to use IVF to impregnate all of his baby mamas, he's probably got a catheter in every time he's not in his piss dungeon safe spaces.
In order to develop bladder issues, people need to abuse Ketamine frequently for a longer time and with high doses. Just doing it on weekends at parties wont cause such issues for a long time. Also Ketamine develops a crazy tolerance.
now they both get to wear diapers!
Poo Pants and Pee Pants.
And that's what America calls strong and brilliant. Sad.
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Okay, forget his bladder. Let's talk about the effects on what pretends to be his brain.
dear elon: drink a red bull and stfu
Fuck him and the orange turd he rode in on him.
Dude must smell like the inside of a vet’s office.
Well, I guess there goes the old theory of giving people in control psychedelics and MDMA and having it turn them around and become more empathetic.
Also, I've heard the bladder issues excessive ketamine causes is incredibly painful and I would normally have some sympathy for someone with the condition, but I really find it lacking when it's concerning someone who has caused so much chaos and harm.
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Based on what I know Ketamine does to a person's behaviors, taking enough to enjoy it yet not enough to see mouse people leads me to believe he's actually much worse of a person behind closed doors and sober.
That's the part of the fish that makes him ugly:
Oh no, not his bladder......What does everyone want for lunch?
I'm going for Mexican food. You?
I made homemade deep fried fish sandwich. Very messy however it got the job done.
Jealous about the Mexican food.
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And his brain.
Good.
Agreed, this is ultimately fantastic news, if true. Fuck that guy and I hope his various organs just give up one by one. Or all at once. He's a wildly destructive loser of a man.
Tesla should engineer a pisser into their vehicles.
That's what the driver-side door is for.
I honestly hope he isn’t gone so he continues to do an insane amount of drugs and fucking cooks his peanut of a brain so much he either dies or goes into a coma.
Good
Ha ha!
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