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[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 162 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Peak masculinity is having cheek dimples so deep that your partner can use them to hold salsa dip when you're sleeping on your side

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And ears so big they can be used as handles. For reasons.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Ears so big animals use it for shade

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[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Damn, I am not caring about my girl enough. Take my upvote! :)

[–] florencia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 126 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Time to dox OP. Run it through feminizing filter 37 times. Then maybe a step or two more for reasons.....

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 86 points 1 year ago

This took such a long time, finally we can dox OP!

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 31 points 1 year ago

Start at male, run feminization filter then run masculinization filter. Repeat until reaching top nonbinary level.

[–] FateOfTheCrow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 106 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

This is the only time in that game I used saves to cheat until I knocked him out.

[–] Trincapinones@lemmy.dbzer0.com 98 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Exactly what I was thinking lol

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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 92 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago

Technically speaking, it’s just a local maximum

[–] Xanvial@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Somehow looks like James Milner James Milner

[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago

Exactly what I thought, even Google thinks so lmfao

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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

It took AI 37 times to show you what spongebob had shown long time ago

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Run it through a feminine filter 37 times and see what you get lol

That'd be hella interesting loool

[–] gamer@lemm.ee 30 points 1 year ago

OP is 37 degrees away from peak masculinity. We need more people to do this to determine the correct amount of ridicule they deserve.

[–] RoomTempCoffee@lemmy.cafe 30 points 1 year ago

Something about it gives me Morrowind face model vibes

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Masculinity is when early hominid with 3+ drug addictions.

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[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago

It’s pretty much just Vinnie Jones:

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Looks like a dishonoured thug

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 8 points 1 year ago

Blow off, choffer!

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think I saw him oblivion once.

I-It's you! The hero of Kvatch!

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[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago

seizure warning

I'm just imagining people looking at the picture and going;

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Those ears could hear prey 10 miles away, maybe better.

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 19 points 1 year ago

You may not like it, but this is what peak masculinity looks like

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago

According to this meme, the local meth addicts are the manliest men to ever man.

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude looks like he's dripped out for his trial at The Hague

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[–] Witlof@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

All I see is Measurehead's portrait from Disco Elysium.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I wonder if everyone converges to the same fixed point. Is masculinity transformation a contraction?

[–] hobovision@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did it also add a Nazi / fascist type shirt?

[–] telllos@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, try to be a man, becomes a SS.

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[–] palebluethought@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Cauliflower ear is pretty manly I guess

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I wonder if changed the shirt at all because that looks pretty close to a nazi uniform

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[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 12 points 1 year ago

Channing Tatum and Jason Statham sitting in a tree. K. I. S. S. I. N. G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes this dude in their baby carriage.

[–] Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

He looks like Hanover Fiste from the film Heavy Metal.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago
[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

If alpha male why female skull shape?

[–] fouloleron@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

It's Vinnie Jones!

[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wouldn't mess with that guy.

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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Like looking in the mirror

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

That's just a thick chimp.

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