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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

The internet didn't want you. You used the internet at your own risk. You were the outsider there, and I miss that. Anything friendly was still trying to figure out how to sell things to you on the internet.

[–] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 10 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I miss forums. Reddit and discord and gb ruined it.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There's still rss.
There's still email.
There are still blogs.

And there's gemini.

[–] redwattlebird@lemmings.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Blogs never begged for dopamine

The little counter I put on my page certainly did! Got so excited when it reached 100, even though it was mostly me.

[–] peteyestee@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

But you never made an onlyfans to channel more traffic and then eventually get caught up in a cartel and get owned and sold by a pimp even though on paper it looked as if you were making your own choices.

[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The "old internet" still exists mostly. People have moved on to other things. You can still use IRC, Usenet, RSS, BBS, Forums... they all exist. They may not be as popular.. but a lot of the old web tech is still out there.

[–] tauisgod@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

If anyone really cares, gopher is still somewhat alive.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"email never throttled you"

Someone forgot about the good ol' days of spam? Chainmails? Viruses? Here's an example of a classic virus,

YOU HAVE NOW RECEIVED THE UNIX VIRUS

This virus works on the honor system:

If you're running a variant of Unix or Linux, please forward thismessage to everyone you know and delete a bunch of your files at random.

They used to make you pay $100/yr for an email address.

Not custom. Just an email address

[–] Outsider9042@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 1 day ago

I can assure you, your email is throttled. You just haven’t noticed.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Absolutely miss that old internet.

It had flaws aplenty, but anyone could pick up a “…for dummies” book and cadge together a website. Plenty of free website generators and hosts, too. All those personal pages, family pages, “Hello World!” pages, personal hobbies and small businesses…. Then of course the newsgroups, freeware apps and tools from generous people filling in the gaps in available software…yeah. It was completely unpolished, wild, and unpredictable…but it was awesome, available, and far more egalitarian.

I do miss it, the zeitgeist anyway. Sure. Modern speeds and frontends are nice, but everyday people are priced out and corralled, monetized and stalked. We’ve become the coppertops of The Matrix; exploited, mined, and willingly, in some cases, enslaved.

[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It is easier than it's ever been to host your own website. You could have what most personal websites were like in the 00s without ever once coming out of the free tier in Azure. Domains are still gonna cost you, but actual hosting is pennies.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Yes, I don’t disagree that it’s not hard, especially with all the free templates available. Today, however, the odds of anyone ever randomly finding your personal self-hosted website are essentially zero. You don’t have any SEO, no adspace to earn higher search engine priority, nothing. Someone would have to specifically search for you/your site to find you. That’s unlike the early web where your site might randomly show up in a search for whatever hobby/business/interest that you might have included in site text or “about” in the HTML.

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago

Actually, it was probably kind of a boon for us nerds, because cool people would come to us and ask us to make their webpages for them. Now Zuck etc. does it for them...

[–] conicalscientist@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

There's more computing power than ever but seemingly fewer services than ever.

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And it's not like there was any shortage of dummies that actually did, either!

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

The old internet died when we started gamifying human interaction.

Get rid of up/down votes. Get rid of reputation points. Get rid of Emojis. Get rid of all that shit. That shit has lead to dopamine overload, and the extremism in human interaction both on and offline.. cause people don't just talk to each other anymore. Humans, on the whole, just regurgitate ideas and comments back and forth that previously got high marks, thus getting them high marks. People tend to be afraid to speak unpopular but necessary truths because they are scared of their magic fairy points being reduced by an onslaught of downvotes/dislikes/whatevers, Or god forbid something you said be misconstrued and a whole hate train pile on you because you have 30 downvotes so obviously you are wrong and evil and bad, thus resulting in interaction being skewed ever further towards more and more extremes in content because of the incessant need to fish for that next hit of the gamified reward systems.

Its toxic as fuck.

Human interaction shouldnt be gamified. It should just..exist.

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Have an... Errr... Upvote.

You're right, it also highly goes against a lot of small groups, neurodivergent with different understanding etc.

It's literally out of control with no corrective.

But yay internet points.

[–] shani66@ani.social 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Voting is great though. It helps sort wheat from chaff.

... Is what i would like to say, but maybe that only works in smaller communities. I know a YouTuber who is currently getting baselessly harassed by popular assholes and she probably has an insane number of dislikes.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Voting is great though. It helps sort wheat from chaff.

Except it doesnt.

It just reinforces blind group think, no thought or reason. Upvotes don't make people more right, downvotes don't make people more wrong. Its just thoughtless highschool cliquey shit, that was intentionally created to manipulate users into conflict to provoke more engagement.. Theres a reason this upvote/downvote shit started on ad driven social media... Only you get to do it all hidden behind the anonymity of a button.

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[–] ArchRecord@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Why no emojis? Personally, I've always felt like they were just a better way of expressing a person's emotion or meaning that's a bit more than plain text can easily describe.

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[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago

We used to make our own WEB PAGES!

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

RSS still works pretty well.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

As does everything else in the list. It's just that almost no one uses it, because people don't mind the not owning in exchange of the content.

[–] lud@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No one uses emails?

Mate, the world runs on email.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 2 points 22 hours ago

Maybe for work, and even that is being overtaken in volume by slack, teams and others. Email is for inter-company communication mostly. The volume of imessage, Snapchat, WhatsApp, signal, reddit and Co dwarves email.

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[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We need to reject web3 and create web 1.5. a modern version of web 1.0, without the bullshit and platforms.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Join the uBlock+NoScript revolution! We don't even see the social media buttons.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 102 points 1 day ago (14 children)

Fuck you, yes it was perfect.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Twice this week I've looked up some song lyrics origins/meanings, and it's obvious the old sites are just running LLM summaries of every song they have in their DB.

Wikipedia has notoriously been vague on this, only covering it with a couple sentences for some interview source etc. But those couple of sentences said so much more than the 20 paragraph essay of an LLM trying to figure out and explain creative writing.

It used to be fans chimed in with their ideas and sources, establishing a solid lyrics origin or meaning. But apparently that's dead now for the big services and the blogs that exist buried under SEO.

Seriously, do it now and see what I'm talking about. It's absolute spew.

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 1 day ago

LLM trying to figure out and explain creative writing.

They aren't even that capable. They simply try to predict the words that would meet a naïve observer's expectations.

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[–] kepix@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i donno man. i still use rss, and they solved tracking by not putting the article in the xml, just a link that ends in source rss.

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Bring back Livejournal. It was free therapy and you could be your messy self.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 19 points 1 day ago

I still use my feed reader ever day.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The Internet was once called "the Wild West" when lack of scrutiny was enabling all kinds of things like rampant copyright infringement and thinly veiled pedophilia (see "lolita"). As in the actual wild west, pioneers were inventing new tools to survive and thrive. Brief periods like this are probably normal before entrenched players - whether they're railroads or media giants - roll in and lay down an organizational layer that makes it a lot easier for typical people to participate. In doing so they also tell the government how to regulate the new world to make sure their profit models still work. Then they take credit for the whole thing.

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Also, you didn't need to have a mobile phone just to sign up on a site.

[–] benjaminoakes@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Pocket is shutting down on July 8th, but you can retake control of your reading with Wallabag, a self-hostable read-it-later app.

For RSS, try FreshRSS--simple, private, and available to run however you'd like.

The tools are out there. The web can still be yours.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I recently set up freshrss and have been digging it. It's not perfect, but definitely as good as Google reader was.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 28 points 1 day ago

Blogs never begged for dopamine

My livejournal certainly did.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Email may not have throttled you but your 9600 baud modem sure did.

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[–] neclimdul@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure podcasts “tracked" you RSS usage since there's an entire analytics industry around podcasts driven through RSS but you agree with the sentiment.

[–] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

past tense

I still use these things. People who post this shit are telling on themselves.

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