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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 130 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

The fuck does she think indoctrination means? Oh that's right, they've long given up arguing in good faith. There is no rational point to be made, I always forget that.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Anything she doesn’t already believe.

[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Indoctrination means 'My children don't respect what my gut knows to be true!!!'

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[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 71 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Says the party that literally wanted to modify the grade school syllabus to teach that the 2020 US election was stolen.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

well, that's depressing, thanks for clearing it up.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The department head shit was also extremely frustrating. I wanted the position, had been flow out to a leadership conference by the district the summer before, presented a spreadsheet documenting some of my plans for improvement over five years (detailed, worked with some of the best minds in science education.)

But the anti vaxxer applied too. His great plan was “we should focus on more reading.”

I’m sure the fact that I was 🏳️‍🌈 had zero impact on the principals decision lol. (Anti vaxxer guy did limp wrist impressions of me too. But who the fuck cared.)

Like it’s amazing. Oklahoma just actively does not want capable teachers.

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 year ago

The kids are not OK

[–] loonsun@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Damn I'm sorry you lost the position to human trash, I'm sad for the kids of your state

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Such incredibly sore losers...

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

There’s a reason Oklahoma is 49th for education.

During COVID, the biology teacher at the high school I worked (and later, the fucking department head) was a creationist with a Bible college degree that would compliment students for forgoing masks and explicitly taught anti-vaxx shit.

Climate change is fun too - I put on a PD once and a teacher was really fucking pissed that I was showing data on how Milanokovich cycles do not explain modern climate patterns… literally thought she was going to fight me.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Milanokovich Cycles

That has to be the dumbest excuse for anti-climate change arguments I've heard in a while.

Do people really think that every single climate scientist who has dedicated their lives to studying shit that affects the climate, is unaware of and didn't account for, natural variations in solar energy the Earth receives, which I learned about in elementary school?

[–] ThePrimitive@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Federally funded school from age 3 to 20 doesn't sound like education

Yes it does, you bleached Wookie, it sounds exactly like education.

[–] andxz@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a stealth insult to bleached Wookies, somehow.

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[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Her side would rather have state-funded religious schools from age 3-20.

[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] don@lemm.ee 33 points 1 year ago

Cons are the stupidest fucks this side of alpha fucking centauri.

[–] Lightor@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eating food from birth till the day you die? Doesn't sound like living to me, sounds like an addiction.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just wait til you hear about water! Everybody who drinks it? Dead. 100% mortality rate, no cure, and once you start, you're hooked!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

She's got a BA from University of Georgia.

This isn't an education problem. It's pure propaganda and the allure of selling out on social media.

[–] LilB0kChoy@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Trump graduated from the University of Pennsylvania in 1968 with a bachelor's degree in economics.

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[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I may agree with Olbermann here but let's not forget:

Yes I know my enemies

They’re the teachers who taught me to fight me

Compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission

Ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite

All of which are American dreams

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Came on shuffle the other day and inspired me to pickup the guitar for a couple hours and annoy the crap out of my kid

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Holy fuck do the maga just shotgun acid and become the stupidest zombies?

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean they would probably be a lot cooler if they were on acid all the time.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They'd probably chill on the whole "let's make a fascist death cult!" thing too

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's the neat part. It's weaponized feigned incompetence.

After Noem got the definition of Habeus Corpus exactly wrong in a recent hearing, some Lemmings have suggested that the RNC stooges in power are all playing dumb. Now, I can't unsee it. It makes sense: play dirty because your aims are underhanded and illegal, and your opposition is both outraged and busy attacking the wrong thing. Every time we all get in a fit about how stupid this sounds, which takes up valuable space and time from doing anything useful.

Edit: it's like a misbehaving kid that knows if he keeps telling the right kind of lie he can get away with just about anything.

Edit2: In Greene's case, her "argument" is also signaling being a "useful idiot" to her base for getting the job done.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Not how drugs work

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (6 children)

What's especially fucking dumb is the argument of 'hurr money out of your pocket'. That shit goes right out the god damned window the second you look at where our taxes go i.e. the budget. Of what we overall pay education is laughably low.

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The US is just not a real country. It's a horror story to scare the children.

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 year ago

she got engagement and ad-hominem is hardly a burn :/

leaving that musk-fueled cesspool is the better move imo.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stupid freeloading children want us to pay for school when clearly we are low on cash after giving it all to the military!

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I went to a religious private school and they tried to indoctrinate me to fascism

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Thats my point, their accusation is an admission. They claim public schools are indoctrination yet their private schools are (I worded it a bit off)

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

And this is why Twitter should be nuked from orbit…

[–] Ironfist79@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure she went to public schools.

[–] el_bhm@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Obviously privately held education will be held to the highest of standards.

And will never indoctrinate. Anyone.

Because the people in power will be held responsible to no one.

Nestle.

Fox.

[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But no point if the education system doesn't want to teach you but get you more ready for the work force.

[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (13 children)

People say this all the time like it's some edgy gotcha.

And while Public education in the United States did really come to full fruition during the industrial revolution, and does do a lot to prepare a person for the workforce, noting not all school are the same..

..I am fully greatful my little rural New England School did a good job teaching me critical thinking. I really loved learning as I grew up and had many fantastic teachers.

To note, over the last 25 years, education funding, for whatever reason, is funded..but poorly. My son is in middle school, I've noticed he doesn't have music class. They have a band and chorus as extracurriculars, but no music theory/history class like I did. I was the last class group to take home economics, and there is no computer class either. Every kid has a Chromebook, but no one is watching a Sweeny Todd on stage, or picking a composer to write a report on. No kid is sewing a teddy bear or making pizza cookies, and they don't have general computer instruction. My son is in special education, so it's hard to gauge one to one, but I definitely feel like his quality of education is less than when I was in middle school 25 years ago, especially when we look at "specials", for what its worth. And this disappoints me.

But education as I see, is not "just to get you ready for the workforce" though that is part of it. A lot of teachers really care, and try to help kids find joy in learning, even still today. Well rounded schooling is important for children to become individuals with the power of critical thought beyond the scope of preparing them to work in a factory.

School where I went, and were my son goes, definitely fit "you get out what you put in".

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