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CJMusic Oct 7, 2023:

Joe Biden is the worst US president in history.

CJMusic Jul 6, 2024:

It would appear that, in light of Biden failing and floundering, the Dems sent their minions out to foment panic about Project 2025. It won't work.

CJMusic May 1, 2025:

I regret voting for Trump.

My husband is laid off and can't find a job and my kids' credit scores have tanked bc of his student loan policy.

This is not what I voted for.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 day ago

Way too many dumb fucks on this planet.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Somebody tell CJ to go eat shit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

And follow the damn train.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

Vote republican, and have a worse life

I don't get why people haven't learned that one yet

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

How would someone who is convinced they are a temporarily embarassed millionaire learn a lesson like that.

Conservatives always think they're part of the in-group.. until they're not.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because they think that one day soon, they'll own the boot and be the ones doing the stomping.

Republicans never consider themselves to be poor, they're just "temporarily embarrassed millionaires" who are gonna make it any day now. Just you wait, any day now they'll win the lottery, or get an inheritance, or...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Fry: "yeah that'll show those poor!"

Leela: "but Fry, why are you cheering? you aren't rich."

Fry: "True, but someday I might be. Then people like me better watch their step!"

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Is Cj going to vote Dems or someone else at the next election? Yeah, I didn't think so.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Aw shit, here we go again...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

"I'm so angry that I have to vote for this [pedophile / nazi / conman] because the democrats are so much worse, I've been told!"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

Most likely another republican. Surely things will go right this time they vote red

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Face for dinner again, mom? 🙄

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (15 children)

I don't really get the hostility towards the person. It is good to relize and even admitting you were wrong. We should encourage that nd not give shit. Important are the person's future actions.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago

Fuck you CJ it's exactly what you voted for, so fuck you again

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The problem with choosing your own reality is that when it doesn't bear any resemblance to actual reality, you will inevitably be forced to face up to it at some point.

Humans generally hate to admit when they are wrong so creating a version of events where you didn't make a mistake is easier.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The magic of modern social media is that you can ensconce yourself in a made-up AM Talk Radio / AI-generated reality. CJ's experiencing a bit of propaganda lag between experiencing the consequences of the policy and being told who to blame as the scapegoat. But that's just due to us living in an in-between time with no elections on the immediate horizon.

Talk to CJ in the run up to the midterms and ask her why her husband is laid off and her kids credit scores are shit. I'm sure she'll be able to explain in great detail how Illegal Gay ISIS Woke Feminazis are to blame.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Exactly the reason Fox was created, and The Fairness Doctrine was killed.

Seal your cult voters in an alternate reality bubble. Win. Repeat.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

Time for the ye olde rugged individuals to pull themselves up by their bootstraps

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

The Fox made him choose the Leopard

Because something about hunter Biden, I guess. Also something about her e-mails.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Good. Each day I grow happier and happier seeing them get what they voted for. I’d like to think they’ve learned their lesson and will never do it again, but quite frankly I’ve had goldfish with longer attention spans than MAGAts. Only way this sticks to grind them down for a while.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

ahahhaahahahahhaaahahahahahahahahaha!!. fyathyrio.

p.s. yes. yes, it is. it's exactly what you voted for.

bon appétit, dear leopard. this one is seasoned just how ya like 'em.

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