I just woke up. What's with all the Dino memes?
this post was submitted on 08 May 2025
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No idea but I'm delighted
Hey, where the fuck are the feathers!!?
What if my bones were in a museum,
Where aliens paid good money to see ’em?
And suppose that they’d put me together all wrong,
Sticking bones on to bones where they didn’t belong!Imagine phalanges, pelvis, and spine
Welded to mandibles that once had been mine!
With each misassemblage, the error compounded,
The aliens would draw back in terror, astounded!Their textbooks would show me in grim illustration,
The most hideous thing ever seen in creation!
The museum would commission a model in plaster
Of ME, to be called, “Evolution’s Disaster”!And paleontologists there would debate
Dozens of theories to help postulate
How man survived for those thousands of years
With teeth-covered arms growing out of his ears!Oh, I hope that I’m never in such manner displayed,
No matter HOW much to see me the aliens paid.
- Bill Watterson
Jump in a bog then
Unless you get subducted and return to the mantle
Or crushed by a massive machine and used as fossil fuel
Aren't fossils mostly minerals filling the void left by your corpse?
Don't you mean "to become an accessory to cultural theft and appropriation"? High likelihood it's Britain you're off to.
Well if it's so culturally important how come it was so easy to take it then?
Really it's your fault for being so easy to kill.
Until you find out they placed you right next to your ex
Changes are more likely your corpse will be pressed into a sludge, distilled and then burned in motors.
Not unless your corpse reminds unfounded for Billions of years.
People really underestimate the amount of time that is needed to make oil. It's probably longer than the earth has left before the sun dies. You're not burning dinosaurs in your car. More like the first single cell life forms. Dino's are way too recent in Earth's history to be oil.