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Joking about deporting world cup attendees?
Driving a convertible down Dealey Plaza in Dallas with Trump in the backseat
Shart of the Dealy
Space or submarine tour with top 10 richest people, as well as Netanyahu, Trump, Putin, and Modi.
He should go on vacation with the CEO of Nestlé and publicly endorse single-use plastics.
You mean like a vacation visiting the Titanic?
While that would be entertaining, remember that Vance seems to destroy everything he's associated with. If we keep him around we can reuse him. Lunch with Putin → Ukraine war is over. He joins the board of a for-profit prison company → the USA outlaws slavery. He does a photo op in a coal plant → the USA go 100% renewable. All plausible outcomes.
This thanatotic Midas touch of his has great potential if used wisely.
If we can control it, that is. His mere presence might cause the United States to descend into a degree of senseless bloodshed that Games Workshop would call over the top so perhaps safe disposal might be in the best interest of humanity...
No, we can harness this power. I can! I... I just need a little time to learn. A compassionate, yet firm, hand to wield the Vance. A scalpel to excise the rot... yes, I have the vision, the will. The fortitude to bear the weight of this responsibility upon my shoulders! If not me, then who? If not now, then when?! No mere Atlas am I, crushed beneath the world's weight.
With the power of the Vance, I shall bear the world...forward.
Or visit Truml at maralago.
what a walking blight
JD follows Nurgle.
STDlon follows Tzeentch.
Megseth follows Khorne, but he's bad at it.
Trump follows Slaanesh, along with his buddy Epstein.
Agent Vance , we congradulate on your success o7
Cleveland Cliffs, the steel mill his grandfather worked for while raising him, has also shuttered numerous facilities in PA and Ohio this week.
The exact type of industry this administration has dick wagged about having a mandate to protect just went and closed up shop.
The fun part is that even if you protect the factories, they're moving more and more into automation. So the jobs will still be lost.
Pray he never visits the same place as the Greek prime Minister at the same time. I dare not type his name in fear the server will spontaneously combust.
Can they do a joint tour of the Kremlin, pretty please?
"Go to the Moscow 9 may parade"
We’re here live in Moscow and somehow 4,000 angry chimps have gotten loose and…my goodness they’re hauling away Putin…eating all the snacks…THE SNACKS ARE GONE. MY LORD THE SNACKS ARE GONE.
Just keep him out of Ohio and on the road somewhere else.
He's got the Midas touch all right.
More like the Mierdas Touch, amirite?
Maybe a really large garbage disposal or perhaps Israel.