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[–] [email protected] 92 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

(let me preach a little, I have to listen to my boss gushing about AI every meeting)

Compare AI tools: now vs 3 years ago. All those 2022 "Prompt engineer" courses are totally useless in 2025.

Extrapolate into the future and realize, that you're not losing anything valuable by not learning AI tools today. The whole point of them is they don't require any proficiency. It "just works".

Instead focus on what makes you a good developer: understanding how things work, which solution is good for what problem, centering your divs.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Key skill is to be able to communicate your problem and requirements which turns out to be really hard.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It’s also a damn useful skill whether you’re working with AI or humans. Probably worth investing some effort into that regardless of what the future holds.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Though it's more work with current AI at least compared to another team member - the AI cannot have access to a lot of context due to data security rules.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 4 days ago (9 children)

Remember when "The Cloud" was going to put everyone in IT out of a job?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago

Naming it "The Cloud" and not "Someone else's old computer running in their basement" was a smart move though.

It just sounds better.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I don't think it was supposed to replace everyone in IT, but every company had system administrators or IT administrators that would work with physical servers and now there are gone. You can say that the new SRE are their replacement, but it's a different set of skills, more similar to SDE than to system administrators.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

And some companies (like mine) just have their SDEs do the SRE job as well. Apparently it incentivizes us to write more stable code or something

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

Many of our customers store their backups in our "cloud storage solution".

I think they'd be rather less impressed to see the cloud is in fact a jumble of PCs scattered all around our office.

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 4 days ago (3 children)

As an old fart you can’t imagine how often I heard or read that.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You should click the link.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 days ago

Hehe. Damn, absolutely fell for it. Nice 😂

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah but it's different this time!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)

I do wonder about inventions that actually changed the world or the way people do things, and if there is a noticeable pattern that distinguishes them from inventions that came and went and got lost to history, or that did get adopted but do not have mass adoption. Hindsight is 20/20, but we live in the present and have to make our guesses about what will succeed and what will fail, and it would be nice to have better guesses.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

I'd love to read a list of those instances/claims/tech

I imagine one of them was low-code/no-code?

/edit: I see such a list is what the posted link is about.

I'm surprised there's not low-code/no-code in that list.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

"We're gonna make a fully functioning e-commerce website with only this WYSIWYG site builder. See? No need to hire any devs!"

Several months later...

"Well that was a complete waste of time."

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No one can predict the future. One way or the other.

The best way to not be let behind is to be flexible about whatever may come.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Can't predict the future, but I can see the past. Specifically the part of the past that used standards based implementations and boring technology. Love that I can pull up html with elements using ALL CAPs and table aligned content. It looks like a hot mess but it still works, even on mobile. Plain text keeps trucking along. Sqlite will outlive me. Exciting things are exciting but the world is made of boring.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What the fuck is Silverlight

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Microsoft Flash. Netflix used it for a while. I don't remember anything else using it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A bunch of Disney movie sites did for a while, back in the day when every movie had it's own website with trailers, promo, and a link to buy tickets and/or the DVD release.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Ahh good times

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The League of Legends launcher used it at one point. Not sure if it still does.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I was going to say there's no way they still are since Silverlight was discontinued by Microsoft in 2013, but it is Riot Games so ¯\(ツ)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Be glad, you never had to interact with that 'technology'. I once did at an internship in 2016.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 days ago

This technology solves every development problem we have had. I can teach you how with my $5000 course.

Yes, I would like to book the $5000 Silverlight course, please.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I still think PWAs are a good idea instead of needing to download an app on your phone for every website. Like, for example, PWAs can easilly replace most banking apps, which are already just PWAs with added tracking.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

They're great for users, which is why Google and Apple are letting them die from lack of development so apps can make them money.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Which is honestly its best use case. That and occasionally asking it to generate a one-liner for a library call I don't feel like looking up. Any significant generation tends to go off the rails fast.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm skeptical of author's credibility and vision of the future, if he has not even reached blink tag technology in his progress.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

it's funny, but also holy moly do I not trust a "sign in with github" button

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

What a glorious site. I wish every webpage looked something like this

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

Good thing I hate web development

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Thanks for summing it up so succinctly. As an aging dev, I've seen quite a lot of tech come and go. I wish more people interested in technology would spend more time learning the basics and the history of things.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Once both major world militaries and hobbists are using it, it's jover. You can't close Pandora's Box. Whatever you want to call the current versions of "AI", it's only going to get better. Short of major world catastrophes, I expect it to drive not only technological advances but also energy/efficiency advances as well. The big internet conglomerates are already integrating it into search, and I fully expect within the next 5 years to have search transformed into an assistant-like chatbot (or something thereof).

I think it's shortsighted not to see the potential of accumulating society's knowledge and being able to present that to people in an understandable way.

I don't expect it to happen overnight. I'm not expecting iRobot or Android levels of consciousness any time soon, but the world is progressing toward the automation of many things - driven by Capital(ism) - which is powerful in itself.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

10/10. No notes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If you're not using Notepad, I don't even know what to tell you.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It pains me so much when I see my colleagues pay OpenAI to do programming assignments.. they see it is faster to ask gpt, than learn it properly. Sadly, I can say nothing to them, or I would risk worsening relations with them.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm glad they do. This is going to generate so much work opportunities to undo their messes.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Except that they are research students in PhD course, it would exacerbate code messiness in research paper codebases.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

Or open source projects..

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

You should probably click the link

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