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[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] gwen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

adhd is like being good at the game but you have to play on an atari

[–] skyspydude1@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

"Life gave me a Madcatz controller"

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

"Ferrari engine with bicycle brakes"

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pfffft. Miss me with that shit.

I drink tea thank you.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

This meme is nothing like me. I don’t drink caffeine.

[–] MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey I did not ask to be so specifically attacked here

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[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Couldn't be me, I don't drink ice coffee. Yet.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

How does one drink ice coffee when sleeping till noon?

Does not compute.

[–] Forester@yiffit.net 11 points 2 years ago

Easy. Wake up after noon make coffee pour over ice, enjoy. It's required when you only sleep for ~5 hours.

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

They were formerly gifted at that, too

[–] M137@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Like normally, you drink it when you wake up...? Coffee generally doesn't make people sleep shorter, it just makes it harder to fall asleep.

[–] candybrie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Night shift?

[–] BakedCatboy@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Does espresso count more or less?

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[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 21 points 2 years ago (4 children)

that specific combination of things describes over 90% of lemmy

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 3 points 2 years ago

99% of Tumblr

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[–] djsaskdja@reddthat.com 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Sleep until noon? In this economy?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago

Do more crime

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

they're children without jobs

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Ice coffee sounds difficult to make. Do I have to roast the ice first? Should I go for a light roast or dark on it?

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[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fuck off, I'm still gifted

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I drink cold brew, thank you very much

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm not Bi, per se. But if Ryan Reynolds was game.... this might be about me too.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Armisted Maupin had this thing he talked about in his books at one point.

That every generation has one public figure that even straight boys can be gay for.

Now, at the time, he said that it had been Mick Jagger, and then Bruce Springsteen.

But today? Ryan Reynolds is absolutely the acceptable gay crush for straight guys.

[–] purrtastic@lemmy.nz 4 points 2 years ago

I feel so seen

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago

Ah, yes. Heterosexuality.

We have dismissed this claim.

There are two kinds of bi people:

I'm not gay, but...

And:

Look how tall she is! And look how small he is!

Everything else is a variation of The Exception or Bisexual Panic.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

oh god, they found me, too

[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I'm all of these things except bisexual. At least I think so.

For some reason this particular profile of a person is very prevalent. The traits tend to occur together.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If you try it, you’ll like it :)

[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago

Good on you for trying!

The only way I'll try it at this point is if my gf decides to stage a threesome, which, to put it mildly, is highly unlikely.

That being said, I feel very strongly about some of my close male friends. Maybe that is the spectre of homosex, I do not know.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I remembee seeing this years ago and being like damn thats really close but I don't match everything. Oh how the turn tables

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago

Yeah but all they do is eat hot chip and lie.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago
[–] Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 years ago

The Algorithm is so wrong: no depression here.

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Gay and coldbrew, thank you

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

stfu and leave. me. ALONE!

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Why are you trying to normalize depressed kids?

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