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[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] gwen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

adhd is like being good at the game but you have to play on an atari

[–] skyspydude1@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

"Life gave me a Madcatz controller"

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

"Ferrari engine with bicycle brakes"

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pfffft. Miss me with that shit.

I drink tea thank you.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

This meme is nothing like me. I don’t drink caffeine.

[–] MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey I did not ask to be so specifically attacked here

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[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Couldn't be me, I don't drink ice coffee. Yet.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

How does one drink ice coffee when sleeping till noon?

Does not compute.

[–] Forester@yiffit.net 11 points 1 year ago

Easy. Wake up after noon make coffee pour over ice, enjoy. It's required when you only sleep for ~5 hours.

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

They were formerly gifted at that, too

[–] M137@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Like normally, you drink it when you wake up...? Coffee generally doesn't make people sleep shorter, it just makes it harder to fall asleep.

[–] candybrie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Night shift?

[–] BakedCatboy@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Does espresso count more or less?

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[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

that specific combination of things describes over 90% of lemmy

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 3 points 1 year ago

99% of Tumblr

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[–] djsaskdja@reddthat.com 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sleep until noon? In this economy?

Do more crime

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

they're children without jobs

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Ice coffee sounds difficult to make. Do I have to roast the ice first? Should I go for a light roast or dark on it?

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[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck off, I'm still gifted

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I drink cold brew, thank you very much

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm not Bi, per se. But if Ryan Reynolds was game.... this might be about me too.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Armisted Maupin had this thing he talked about in his books at one point.

That every generation has one public figure that even straight boys can be gay for.

Now, at the time, he said that it had been Mick Jagger, and then Bruce Springsteen.

But today? Ryan Reynolds is absolutely the acceptable gay crush for straight guys.

[–] purrtastic@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 year ago

I feel so seen

Ah, yes. Heterosexuality.

We have dismissed this claim.

There are two kinds of bi people:

I'm not gay, but...

And:

Look how tall she is! And look how small he is!

Everything else is a variation of The Exception or Bisexual Panic.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

oh god, they found me, too

[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm all of these things except bisexual. At least I think so.

For some reason this particular profile of a person is very prevalent. The traits tend to occur together.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you try it, you’ll like it :)

[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

Good on you for trying!

The only way I'll try it at this point is if my gf decides to stage a threesome, which, to put it mildly, is highly unlikely.

That being said, I feel very strongly about some of my close male friends. Maybe that is the spectre of homosex, I do not know.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I remembee seeing this years ago and being like damn thats really close but I don't match everything. Oh how the turn tables

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah but all they do is eat hot chip and lie.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago

The Algorithm is so wrong: no depression here.

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Gay and coldbrew, thank you

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

stfu and leave. me. ALONE!

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Why are you trying to normalize depressed kids?

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