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    [–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 113 points 2 weeks ago (18 children)

    Even this potato with 512MB of RAM runs a bunch of linux web services without issue.

    [–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

    Sorry for asking. I know this is unrelated but my RPI zero 2 chip cracked have you ever seen something like this before. It was used for mainsail os

    [–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

    Wow that looks dope. Have never seen anything like that even with much higher power chips. I assume it burned interally and the gas/heat pressure cracked it open.

    I doubt it is OS related. This shouldnt be possible without custom firmware that turns off the power and temperature limits. Unless it had a manufacturing error i guess.

    Is the broken chunk loose so you can tear it off?

    [–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 days ago

    It isn't completely loose it works I think as LEDs light up but it burns getting up to I would say ~80 C in about 3 seconds. I got a new one today and it works maybe I will attach a PC cooler to run it

    [–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 8 points 2 weeks ago

    I feel old...when I was learning how to run Linux I started with an old 386 (maybe 486?) my dad wasn't using. I think it had 32MB RAM, which was fancy for those machines.

    We had dial up at the time, so only one machine could be on the Internet. So, I set up a modem on the x86, plugged into an Ethernet hub (switch?), and learned enough ipchains (this was before iptables) to share a connection. It also ran Samba, an AFP server, and probably FTP and HTTP (just for local access)


    but it worked for filesharing.

    It could also run MP3 streaming software which amused me because the machine itself was too slow to decode MP3 (but that's not necessary to stream).

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    [–] tal@lemmy.today 48 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    electricity (optional)

    I don't think that anyone's yet booted a Linux kernel on a purely-mechanical computer yet.

    [–] potoo22@programming.dev 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

    If you make a redstone PC and don't consider the requirements to run Minecraft... Probably (in-world it wouldn't be using electricity)

    [–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Technically possible. How large would such a machine be though...

    [–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

    Since you need 16 billion crabs to run Doom, I suspect easier than you think

    [–] bonn2@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

    OK now we need to run the math, how many crabs to boot a Linux terminal

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    [–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 5 points 2 weeks ago

    Maybe Linux is the first to run on optical processors?

    [–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 46 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

    Ok just wait us Microsoft execs are going to pressure Trump to keep increasing tariffs on the penguins and when all of a sudden they need new suits for all the tween penguins ready to shed their adolescent coat we will see who comes out on top.

    This is how you do business, penguins don't know how to do business and we won't let them have our AI so they can figure out how to either.

    [–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)
    [–] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago

    He probably heard the name McDonald Island, assumed that Ronald McDonald lives there, and chose to tariff the island so Ronald will give him special access to unlimited McDoubles for free.

    [–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

    No, this is our plan?

    Here at Microsoft's upper management we pride ourselves in expecting nothing but par excellence from one another when it comes to embodying the aesthetics of competence but we are just as gullible and lost in our own bullshit as Trump we just take the danger of the general public realizing this very serious which is why we are going to show the world we aren't kidding about getting these economically inefficient birds back into line by putting them into crushing debt.

    In a head on match up, Windows always out perform birds, that is just the fiscal reality and it is only one of the reasons why we are a Fortune 5000 Golden Donald Edition Company!

    edit you want proof? Why would hamas supporting Bird Fundamentalists a.k.a. "The Audobon Society" put out anti-Windows propaganda like this?

    Window collisions are one of the leading direct human causes of bird mortality.

    https://www.audubon.org/news/reducing-collisions-glass

    what shameful slander

    The radical fake green energy movement's Windmills are the real enemies, Windows is completely harmless.

    hahaha ooops did we let it slip we are gleefully profiting from genocide and are desperate to get in on the ground floor of using the veneer of tech hype to run cover for a genocide in any way we can?...yeah for some reason we can't help but tell on ourselves oh well... as a rule nobody gets as rich as I am if they actually care about the consequences of their actions!

    [–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Saying penguins don't know how to do business when all of them are wearing business suits 24/7 is a bold statement.

    They even live on the continent with the least amount of debt and bankruptcies!

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    [–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

    "I can't handle typing like this anymore" and "I like pickles" are two sentences I could make out of the blurry text

    [–] ShortFuse@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

    Came here for this. Pickles are like a researcher's??? Progeny? A researcher's what? I must know.

    Also something about Harry Potter in the first lines.

    Edit. It's grumpy! But I don't know what!

    [–] topherclay@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

    It repeats. The same "have you ever read Harry Potter" is three lines from the bottom too.

    It looks like it repeats every ~5.5 lines if you track the "OK, I can't handle typing like this anymore." which is easier to spot with the capital "OK".

    [–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

    linux requirements: thigh highs and a tiny blue pill

    [–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    But the tiny blue pill is so hard to get!

    Do you know easy methods to get it?

    [–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

    Grey market or dark net markets.

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    [–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

    The hard drive and monitor are broken, the fans are busted from experimentation with Half Life 2, but there will still always be

    nethack

    and

    fortune | cowsay

    [–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

    Has anyone tried getting linux to run on a mechanical computer?

    [–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

    Full Linux system requirements:

    • Electricity: optional
    • Processor: Ideal
    • Blahaj: full sized ideal (smallhaj is ok)
    • Socks: thigh highs
    • Skirt: spinny
    • Breast Mints (good girl juice): self explanatory
    • Additional requirements: :3
    [–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

    I don't know what half those things are but I laughed at the words "Breast Mints". No idea what it means.

    [–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

    Like titty skittles but minty

    [–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
    [–] Fortatech@lemy.lol 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

    Also anticistamines

    [–] madame_gaymes@programming.dev 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

    Reminds me of this old article (surprised the site is still operating, also archive link)

    LOA was the group that first installed Linux on a Shetland pony in 2003, but growing competition from other hacker groups have shut them out in the past five years.

    [–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

    Forgot a requirement: must be willing to RTFM. Other than that, it's still way less requirements.

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    [–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

    It also has anti requirements, like not having an nvidia graphics card

    [–] eodur@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

    Those work pretty well these days

    [–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    How can you run Linux without electricity?

    [–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

    A, e: very, large number of crabs

    [–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Potatoes.
    Lots of potatoes.

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    [–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

    ACKTUALLY they're on the verge of dropping i486 support. Fucking bullshit if you ask me. Now they expect us to upgrade our computers more often than once every 40 years? Homebrewers ARE JUST NOW figuring out how to diy i486 motherboard chipsets.

    Next thing you know we'll need a 3090ti just to boot into Grub.

    [–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (8 children)

    Anyone have Linux recommendations for x86 machines?

    EDIT: Desktop editions of Linux.
    EDIT 2: 32 bit specifically. I thought x86 and 32 but we're the same thing, but I was wrong.

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